Granted, but it's the minimum wage of Uganda , and his internet connection is cut off
I wish everyone would be as nice to me as alhoon is
Granted, but it's the minimum wage of Uganda , and his internet connection is cut off
I wish everyone would be as nice to me as alhoon is
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted Athelstan, you're such a nice guy, I quite like you actually. Exactly enough to pay you minimum wage at that.
I wish I had never stopped playing music, it's been a while now...
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted, but then he turns into a Zombie as well, who proceeds to eat you
I wish I had a cure for zombies
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
You're a mod, do it yourself you lazy ***
I wish Frunk was an actual Judge, with his own courtroom to show, with Caligula as his clerk- no, his scribe.
Done. But it's on reality-TV and all he'll settle is petty disputes between neighbors and ex-couples
I wish I was able to spend more time on TWCenter while still managing to live a comfortable life
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted, you are now Lord Oda Nobunaga's overly indulged sycophantic human pet. Your only purposes in life are to please your Lord (and die for him if necessary or if he commands it), and to coo impressively every time he makes a salient point or demonstrates his monumental intellect in the TWC forums. As you can imagine, you coo incessantly! Lord Oda is never not on TWC. He calls you his Viking Lovey Dovey. You are now a footnote in someone else's life.
I wish I could remember all my past lives.
Last edited by Spear Dog; March 07, 2018 at 11:34 PM.
Granted! You remember every failure, every heartbreak and every agonizing final moment before dozens of deaths. Then you promptly forget everything again except of the feelings of despair, loss and the overbearing realization you never accomplished anything worthwhile in any of your lives.
I wish I could afford the time and money to play ATW and R2TW.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Grandted! You're given the finest sepakers in the world, but your sound card is now broken and you can't use them.
I wish I could speak fluent Italian
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted, but they year is 2142 and the European Superstate has made French the national language
I wish I could read minds
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted. Since barely anyone in Europe speaks Greek outside of Greece and the Hellenic studies faculties of university campuses, the superstate is ruled by a combination of corrupt Greek politicians, fundamentalist Orthodox priests, and professors of ancient Greek. As a result, the EU descends into factionalised warfare between the politicians, who introduce a 'German tax' with -50% on the income of all German speakers in revenge at their recent treatment, the Orthodox priests who invade Istanbul and try to reestablish the Byzantine Empire, and the professors, who lead a breakway European state with the sole aim of keeping the Elgin Marbles out of the hands of the actual Greeks. World War 3 swiftly ensues, and many plates (and marbles) are smashed.
I wish for a superpower of the following exact specifications:
1. I can become invisible whenever I want.
2. I can instantly reverse this invisibility whenever I want, as many times as I want.
3. My invisibility lasts as long as I want it to: no less, no more.
4. All I need to do to become invisible is whisper the words 'I'll take the salad', which as I never eat salad, could not possibly ever lead to unintended moments of invisibility at awkward times.
5. The invisibility has zero negative effects on my body and includes whatever clothing I am wearing.
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."
Granted. You can become invisible whenever you want, you can instantly reverse it whenever you want as many times as you want, you can become invisible by merely whispering "I'll take the salad", the invisibility indeed has no negative effects on your body and can include whatever clothes you are wearing. What could possibly go wrong?
During a dinner party everyone is helping take out the food, you are the last person and there is only a salad left so naturally you have to grab said salad. You are about to say "I'll take the salad" but then you come to the sudden realization that your desire to become invisible is merely an expression of your wanting to hide from society. You then decide to take counselling.
I wish my arms were rocket launchers.
Granted, they are armed and loaded for bear! However, they have a hair trigger, and uh-oh, you get a really, really itchy nose while sitting on the toilet wondering how you're going to wipe your bum!
I wish all future wars to be settled with paint ball guns only.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Well played. I'd rep you but unfortunately I "must spread some rep around before giving it to Lord Oda Nobunaga again".
Granted, since due to my crippling fear of society, I never actually made it to the dinner party and just stayed at home.
I wish that the one true religion would reveal itself tomorrow, and make the path to eternal salvation unambiguously clear.
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."