Corrupt a Wish

[Satrio Eko]

granted, but you won't have any gf

i wish i had a helicopter

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted but you crash the right at the first fly

I wish to have a robot as servant, it will do everything I want XD

[Spartan999]

Granted, but it goes terminator on you and kills you, at the first day

I wish for a lightsaber

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted, but suddenly the saber go boom and kills you

I wish to have a most awesome car in the world XD XD

[♞Rogue General♞]

Granted, but then the monthly payments make you go broke, forcing you to sell your house and one of your kidneys.

I wish I could fly.

[Spartan999]

Granted, but you "bump" into superman and your body is destroyed.

I wish for super speed

[High Fist]

Granted, but you can never satisfy a woman in bed.

I wish I was as muscly as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Spartan999]

Granted but you end up getting shanked by your trainer

I wish I had a girl friend that looked like my avatar

[High Fist]

Granted but she is equally fictitious.

I wish all fishes were wishes.

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

Granted the world has so many fishes that it fall out of obit and all life on earth is destroyed.[except Putin]
I wish i had more time to work out.

[High Fist]

Granted but you waste all of that time here.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[Spartan999]

Granted but there is so little time in the night you can't sleep at all

I wish for South Korea to takeover North Korea

[✠Ikaroqx✠]

Granted, but the invasion is so successful that the South Koreans accidentally invade China, who react by bombing South Korea and Japan. The United States is brought into the war and ww3 begins.

I wish the Soviet Union would rise once more!

[High Fist]

Granted, but so does the Third Reich.

I wish I could study.

[Spartan999]

Granted, but you forget everything you studied before you take your test/quiz

I wish to destroy Parthia in RS 2

[High Fist]

Granted but then the game crashes and you forgot to save!

I wish I was an invincible warrior of old, like Achilles or Hercules.

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted. You're as awesome as Achilles but you have the same weak point, and your enemy shoot your heel and you die.

I wish to conquer the world using any Mongol faction in Crusader King 2

[Spartan999]

Granted but your computer catches a virus and you lose the save file

I wish for a younger teacher in ENG 111 who will not forget to put stuff in blackboard

[High Fist]

Granted but he has a horrible, incomprehensible accent.

I wish I was another 5 inches taller.

[Spartan999]

Granted, but you will stink at sports

I wish for a grand castle with servants