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    Granted! You watch them make out and do some more stuff on television on a OVA made by some dingy Brazillian animation studio using hired Vietnamese animators,
    your Grandpa comes in and looks at you as you drool in delight at the raunchy scenes, walks over, pats you on the back and says "THATS MAH GUD BOI!".

    I wish for the next poster to have to watch the whole scene above play out.
    Last edited by Bo1Bo1Sha3; May 07, 2019 at 08:59 AM.
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    Granted! Being present as my grandpa found me drooling in delight over questionable art, angers me to the point that I make you the target of my next wish.

    I wish for Bo1Bo1Sha3 to be found making out with his grandpa by the Penguin and not vice versa.
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    Granted, the Penguin join in too, but it's the 1940s Penguin so the Hayes Code means the whole recorded scene gets sent back and censored before release much to the displeasure of alhoon!

    I wish Chinese characters were replaced with an alphabet!
    "牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

    "汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
    ("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")

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    Granted. And when the Chinese conquer the world, they replace the English alphabet with their own. Congratulations, you receive the death penalty for using English, effectively rendering you illiterate.

    I wish rugby referees could rule consistently instead of making up as they go along.
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    Granted, Rugby referees now consitently rule in Chinese using rules of Ice Hockey an Aussie Rules football. Good luck in sorting that out.

    I wish to have the power to immediately convince UEFA that the 2019 UEFA Cup Final must be played in London and to provide me with a top notch ticket to the game.

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    Granted! The Union of European Frisbee Associations, or UEFA, is convinced for the cup final to be played in London and you're provide with a top notch ticket to the game - which even places you as a target for frisbees.

    I wish I had not forgotten about this thread for so long.
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    Granted, now you only forget this thread for nearly so long. Then you'll wonder if that wasn't a bit if a wasted wish

    I wish to have an immediate upgrade to my somewhat dated skillset - not saying how old but I started learning Pascal at college, then used Ada83 and Ada95 some years back, granted I've moved on, but I'm pretty sure my cutting edge skills are now rusty and blunt.

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    Granted. Sofwareupdate just in that teaches you Lua. Very relevant for some minecrafters, but not a marketable job skill. If that wasn't bad enough, the software update also included some unwanted shareware. You're now protected by McAfee, which makes you paranoid and violent.

    I wish for you to not direct your newfound powers against me.
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    I can't think of a movie where I like it that the bad guy gets dumb, because it's like I want the bad guy to be smart smart smart, so the good guy has to be even smarter!
    Please stop using politics as an excuse for bad writing.
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    Granted! Ybbon simply directs the powers of his fellow Minecrafters against you, and they are much more effective.

    I wish Ybbon directs his newfound powers on Cookiegod
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    Granted!
    Cookiegod gets an infraction which is appealed and the process reveals that alhoon was the reason and gets "unmodded" himself!

    I wish you all well!

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    Granted, we all drown in wells.

    I wish the books for uni were all available at the library
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    Granted! The books on evil uni-corns are available at the library which calls all kinds of evil spirits to kill you.

    I wish the good unicorns chased out the evil unicorns and restored peace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alhoon View Post
    I wish the good unicorns chased out the evil unicorns and restored peace.
    Granted! They restore eternal peace by killing everyone.

    I wish everyone now believed I was an all powerful Hex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Gilligan
    I can't think of a movie where I like it that the bad guy gets dumb, because it's like I want the bad guy to be smart smart smart, so the good guy has to be even smarter!
    Please stop using politics as an excuse for bad writing.
    That being said: A deep philosophical take about god, Nietzsche, Marx & faith.
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    So deep!
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    A polished masterpiece!
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    Hey! I never said any of those things!

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    Nobody would believe that! You can be a pretend junior Hex for a day - that day was September 30th, 1989. Oops.

    I wish I could go on a World cruise in the most expensive suite on the most expensive cruise ship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ybbon View Post
    Nobody would believe that! You can be a pretend junior Hex for a day - that day was September 30th, 1989. Oops.

    I wish I could go on a World cruise in the most expensive suite on the most expensive cruise ship.
    Banned for rule breaking. You didn't grant my wish!

    I wish for that ship with Ybbon on it to sink.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Gilligan
    I can't think of a movie where I like it that the bad guy gets dumb, because it's like I want the bad guy to be smart smart smart, so the good guy has to be even smarter!
    Please stop using politics as an excuse for bad writing.
    That being said: A deep philosophical take about god, Nietzsche, Marx & faith.
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    So deep!
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    A polished masterpiece!
    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    Hey! I never said any of those things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    Banned for rule breaking. You didn't grant my wish!

    I wish for that ship with Ybbon on it to sink.
    (Granting both wishes ... I a way)

    Ybbon's ship has hex Cookiegod in it, but certain recently banned users accuse the obviously all-powerful hex for banning them and sink the ship with both Ybbon and Cookiegod on it.

    I wish monstrous fishmen grabbed all passengers of the doomed ship and dragged them down to a watery grave.
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