Granted, but it's windows 2.11
I wish I wouldn't need sleep
Granted, but it's windows 2.11
I wish I wouldn't need sleep
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted .Word of your ability reaches the North Koreans who catch you and force you to work in their coal mines for life .
I wish for a video game set in the Mexican revolution other than RDR .And no ,it shouldnt burn my pc .It shouldnt be costly .
100% mobile poster so pls forgive grammer
Granted, a time portal transports you and your gameboy back to 1919 and an isolated arroyo in the Mexican wilderness from where Emiliano Zapata is conducting his guerrilla campaign. Zapata spots you playing in your rag shelter and places his revolver in your mouth and demands the gameboy and an explanation. It's totally novel and Zapata loves it and plays obsessively for a couple of hour - until the batteries run out. In a rage fueled by tequila he decides it's the devils work and that you are a demon - he's coming for you filled with righteous fervour.
I wish ageing was finally conquered and our bodies could be regenerated back to a youthful age.
Granted .
"Welcome everyone to the Texas prison prom where the phycologists hope that the worst serial killing murdering stealing queens will show substantial improvement after they are allowed to dance with foreigners from Down under"
I wish i could contribute more to the two mods i am working for .Even in the graphics department .
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100% mobile poster so pls forgive grammer
Granted, and your contribution so impresses your mod leaders that they both throw you out.
I wish I had more time to spend at TWC.
Granted, now Time Warner Cable employ you full time.
I wish I could grant wishes
Granted - and you've gone viral on tinder .
I wish I was more popular with the popular crowd.
Granted, but now you have no real friends.
I wish I we could all be friends
Granted ,but then you begin to notice something strange .Every day some random TWC'er sends a PM to you telling you that he will meet you soon .Then after a few days his messages become cryptic,they say things like "I am going to visit your home home home homie" .You try to ban him but the mods say that such an account doesn't exist .
Slowly the messages start to get to your mails and facebook and whatsapp and every social media .Frightened out of your wits you quit social media and call the internet police on him .They tell you that "You have never recieved any such emails" .Finally you go mad when the only thing your computer can display is that person's email .You are transported to the mental hospital and are not allowed to interact with any mobiles ,computers or laptops .Finally after two months of recovery ,you are allowed to read a book .As you open the first page ,a note falls out .It reads .
"I am coming" ...............................................................
I wish that some big company started making various board games about victorian era history like the Mexican revolution ,the conquest of Africa ,The Venezuelan civil war etc.
100% mobile poster so pls forgive grammer
A little fairy pulled removed his voice box in the night...
I wish I had more k n o w l e d g e
Rise of Mordor 3D Modelers Wanted
Massive Overhaul Submod Units!
Under the proud patronage of
Frunk of the house of Siblesz
Granted, you fly to Australia to meet Frunk. Frunk is actually a hitman hired to kill you, he shoots you and you die.
I wish I was a King of the Universe.
Granted but your throne will be at a remote, deserted planet where you will be left with no communication with the outside world, left live out your years alone
I wish someone gave me a chocolate
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted, but it's white chocolate.
I wish I could go back in time whenever I wanted
Rise of Mordor 3D Modelers Wanted
Massive Overhaul Submod Units!
Under the proud patronage of
Frunk of the house of Siblesz
Granted but it's the Fourth Age and you have no elf-friends
I wish I got everything for free
Granted but the first thing you get is a lobotomy
I wish my socks weren't lost in the washing machine
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman