Corrupt a Wish

[KonigPanther]

Granted, but there is still almost no Godzilla in it

I wish for a "historical" movie that is actually historically accurate

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, 99 percent of it is rapes, burning, looting and beheadings

I wish for a good new movie

[Biggieboy]

granted, but you'll never be able to see it because you turn blind.

I wish for super strength

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, you are super strong in the minds of ants, an dare able to lift an ENTIRE biscuit

I wIsH fOr A pRiVaTe ArMy ThAt OnLy ReSpOnDs To My CoMaNdS

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but as you would be a threat to my plans for global dictatorship, I turn public opinion against you and see to it that the army is wiped out by a swarm of humans now fanatically loyal to me.

I wish that I was attractive.

[Emperor PooMan]

granted, but you become so attractive, that everyone that sees you goes blind and is not able to witness your god-tier attractiveness.

I wish that I didn't have to come up with wishes after granting another persons. (it is annoying)

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but then the game dies.

I wish that this game picked up some speed.

[Mary The Quene]

Granted but it would go so fast that this forum will crash

I wish i can play Total war : Atilla now

[necronox]

granted, it has a horrible launch, worse then rome II, dies, and fails within 3 hours.

i wish for world peace.

[Biggieboy]

granted, no one dies of war, die now all die of starvation because there are too many people

I wish the perfect cup of coffee

[Stavros_Kalmpou]

Granted, but you don't have any coffee to put on it

I wish for Grammar Nazis to disappear

[nhinhonhinho]

Granted but REAL Nazi won WWII!

I wish the guys in my avatar are real and we're friends

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but because they are animated cartoons, as soon as they come to life the US government snatches them up and takes them away to do tests, and they die in captivity.

I wish I get over 80% on my English exam

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but they put up the pass mark to be a % higher than your score.

I wish that I have photographic memory.

[Fiur]

Granted, but you are going to see an accident that you will like to forgot

I wish to have a new computer to play games (mine is dying)

[ficenzi]

Granted,but it doesn't have enough RAM for tw attila

I wish I could fly

[AtomicBaconBits]

Granted but you can only fly north.

I wish I had the confidence to do my French Project

[Iron Aquilifer]

Granted, but you end up doing it all in German.

I wish that I was one of the leads to a movie series for the Gone book series

[ficenzi]

Granted, but you get fired because of too many spoilers

I wish I could speak Italian.

[Emperor PooMan]

Granted, but you get in a car accident and can only say, fai schifo vorrei che si muore

I wish the game would move quicker