"Ted" ~ Seth Macfarlane's first feature film.

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    jsktrogdor said:

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    For those of you who have been living under a rock, in a cave or some derka-derka third world country; Seth Macfarlane is the creator & about half the voices of Family Guy.

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    Lets be honest, family guy has been slipping for a long time. But this? This looks pretty funny.
     
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    Kamos said:

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    The cast strike me as somewhat strange but doesn't seem bad.
     
  3. SturmChurro said:

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    Looks like a pretty odd romantic comedy. I will probably watch it eventually...
     
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    Above all else it makes me want to move in with a pothead teddy bear. I cannot possibly imagine a cooler roommate.
     
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    Godfrey I of Leuven said:

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    Oh, Mark Wahlberg. You awesome person lol
     
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    paradamed said:

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    This movie looks funny.
     
  7. Armatus said:

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    I'm not moved enough to drop the required cake to see this in the theaters, but I got a chuckle about "what anal?" and "where's my ring you "
     
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    jsktrogdor said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armatus View Post
    I'm not moved enough to drop the required cake to see this in the theaters, but I got a chuckle about "what anal?" and "where's my ring you "
    What country do you live in where you drop cake as a form of currency?

    Also, who cleans up all the cake?
     
  9. Stavroforos said:

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    And, as usual, I am interested in seeing this movie only to see Mila Kunis.
     
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    Col. Tartleton said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvt. Stavroforon View Post
    And, as usual, I am interested in seeing this movie only to see Mila Kunis.
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    paradamed said:

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    Hahahahahahahahah, was that face supposed to be sexy? He looks like he has diarrhea.
     
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    jsktrogdor said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by paradamed View Post
    Hahahahahahahahah, was that face supposed to be sexy? He looks like he has diarrhea.
    Clearly you just havnt noticed his third nipple yet...

    hnngggggg... dat third nipple.
     
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    paradamed said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsktrogdor View Post
    Clearly you just havnt noticed his third nipple yet...

    hnngggggg... dat third nipple.
    Hahahahahahah, thats priceless. Why doesnt he have it removed surgically? I mean, the guy makes a living on his appearance.
     
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    Big War Bird said:

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    This movie alone should be reason enough to demote humanity on the food chain.
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    Kanaric said:

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    hope his american dad writers are working on this. His other shows are but that one is golden awesomeness.
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    TheDarkKnight said:

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    I just love that the voice of the bear is essentially a slightly altered Peter Griffin voice...
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    jsktrogdor said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen. Chris View Post
    I just love that the voice of the bear is essentially a slightly altered Peter Griffin voice...
    Yeah he's kind of towing the line. But it makes sense if you think about it, Mark Wallberg has a Boston accent & I think that's what Seth was going for. It would make sense that your teddy bear, were it to speak, would have an accent like yours.