Let's Write a Story

[Gandalfus]

Then a man appeared a shot James' laptop with a desert eagle

[Agamemnon]

James then shot himself in the gut.

[Ferdiad]

he died and came back as a

[Gandalfus]

Evil gorilla dino hybrid

[Agamemnon]

His little daughter came in the room and woke him up, then pointed at the computer screen and said, 'Daddy, what's that that that girl is sucking on?'

[Gandalfus]

A lollipop you smelly fool

[Agamemnon]

'Can I suck on a lolli, daddy?'

[Gandalfus]

Why yes you can

[Ferdiad]

little did they know the lollipop was poisoned by

[Gandalfus]

Roger the evil duck

[Ferdiad]

who was actually a alien in disguise

[the mysterious F]

who then proceded to take them both to make tests on them

[Ferdiad]

and we find out that anal probing is actually quite nice

[Agamemnon]

And then they all turned gay and had an orgy, before being blasted out of the sky by

[Ferdiad]

a flying mexican who is actually not mexican

[Agamemnon]

but can jump like one.

[Ferdiad]

he can jump so high he found James again

[Gandalfus]

and then a rampaging earthworm ate him alive

[Ferdiad]

this flying earthworm then crashed back to earth and spat James out again

[Agamemnon]

And then James woke up.