You know you play too much Shogun 2 when....

[IGdood]

Well, I haven't seen one of these threads in a long time...so I thought I might as well put it here.


You know you play too much Shogun 2 when......

...you've learned how to use basic Japanese military phrases and commands.

....you wonder why Shaolin monks don't have white hoods.....

....you correct your friends that "white-hooded ninjas" are actually Sohei

.....you taught your 6-year old cousin to play total war (I'm guilty of this)

....you call your non-Asian friends "Nanban".

....you prefer the term "wako-ing" over "pirating"

...you designed your sashimono and plan to stick banners on the backs of your friends.

....you desperately try to write and submit a script of Knight vs. Samurai to Deadliest Warrior.

....you've replaced your chair with a stool.

....dueling Gentlemen with rapiers? BAH! Real men use katanas.

[rekishiotaku]

threads been done at least once already, terrible display

[SKSlave]

...you complain incessantly about Total War: Shogun 2 on the forums because it's so horrendously awful, but some mysterious force compels you to keep playing and to continue posting complaints.

[SkyTrickster]

when............you have a text ringtone calling 'My lord, A message, shamefull display'!

[♘Top Hat Zebra]

when............you have a text ringtone calling 'My lord, A message, shamefull display'!

Do you have that? DO YOU HAVE THAT?????

[SkyTrickster]

Yep, although its far from 'perfect'. But its funny tho

[♘Top Hat Zebra]

Hahaha. I could probably get my dad to make it better. He's a sound producer, so I'll see what i can do.


You know you play too much Shogun 2 when you get your dad to use his expensive sound equipment to make a "Shamfur Dispray!" ringtone!

[Sir Winston Churchill]

...you make "you know you play ____ too much when..." threads.

...you complain incessantly about Total War: Shogun 2 on the forums because it's so horrendously awful, but some mysterious force compels you to keep playing and to continue posting complaints.

The fact your name contains "slave" is ironic.

[IGdood]

...you make "you know you play ____ too much when..." threads.

I was hoping to make one that would last until FOTS gets released...., heheh



....when you recognize all the "iconic" forum members of twcenter


....when you have learned how to mod the game

[jonny duck]

When you go back to Empire.

[SKSlave]

When you go back to Empire.

You haven't played enough of Shogun 2.

[IZOTRON]

Hey darthgaara, this version of a shamefull display ringtone was posted on another thread at the very beginning !!!
Maybe you like it

[IGdood]

...when you check behind every tree to make sure there's no cavalry there.

....when you keep a ninjato under your bed, a katana by your belt, a no-dachi in the kitchen, a zanbato in the garage, and a tachi in your car.

[cevap]

....when you keep a ninjato under your bed, a katana by your belt, a no-dachi in the kitchen, a zanbato in the garage, and a tachi in your car.

and a geisha in your basement.

[The_Nord]

... When you climb every wall instead of going through the gates.

[Chris lol]

... when in steam it says you played 90 hours in the past 2 weeks.

[Erwin Rommel]

.............you profess freakish devotion to the Date Clan to the point that most TWC members associate a german world war 2 general with a japanese clan all coz a twc member cant stop yapping about it.

.............you watch Sengoku Basara and claim that half your historical knowledge derives from it.

.............you wear a fundoshi and claims that its more comfortable and allows freedom of movement.

[Stoopisaurus]

.............you wear a fundoshi and claims that its more comfortable and allows freedom of movement.

... If you know whatever that is

[Erwin Rommel]

... If you know whatever that is

GOOGLE IMAGE.

TYPE FUNDOSHI.

??? *WEB PAGE LOADING....*

????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *REALIZATION*

SUCCESS!

[Stoopisaurus]

Hahaha, it does seems comforteble

... When you open google and type FUNDOSHI to know what it is