Stupid AI Stories

[trustno1(2)]

1:What is your story for the time the AI has annoyed you the most when you auto resolve?
2:Or when has the AI made you very happy by losing against you in what should be an easy AI victory?

My Stories

1: Playing Alexander expansion, I have three full stacks against one rebel army who are in a settlement that recently revolted. Odds - 9:1, and I lose. I look at the rebel army, gold experience, weapon upgrades and armor upgrades. Either all that was gained in the their most previous victory(highly unlikely), or they had it before and the AI doesn't incorporate it in the odds for auto-resolve. (Mod for a more realistic prebattle odd count, anyone?)

2: I kill all of the routers of two armies of Spain's, only using three units of generals bodyguard, as my reinforcing armies were delayed. I was playing as Parthia, and the AI sent one unit at a time toward me, and they were all cut down. Thank you AI!

[Adonnus]

I am besieged by a full stack of Scythians in Barbarian invasion. I have just one unit of legionaries in my garrison. I click autoresolve and - wham. Heroic victory. I lost all but one of my men, and the enemy lost all but around 100.

[dude21862004]

Same thing happened to me, OP. A town revolted and had a full garrison of Silver and Gold chevron troops. It was ridiculous, and the city had huge walls.