[Hotseat] This Is A Hotseat

[Pinkie Pie]

To all citizens of the Seven kingdoms.
As of this day I Robert of the House Arryn claim kingship over The Eyrie and all sworn houses. King Joffrey is ordered to relinquish his claim to The Vale and any taxes gained from its people, if he does not then we will have no choice but to march on King's Landing.
Signed under the sight of Gods, men and the Lords of The Vale.
King Robert of the House Arryn, King in The East, Lord of the Eyrie, Defender of the Vale.

[HannibalExMachina]

In the name of Joffrey Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm

We hereby declare the former Lord Robert Arryn a traitor and enemy of the realm. His lands and titles are forfeit, and his Grace invites the lords of the realm to depose him and take his lands for their own.

Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West and Hand of the King

[jacb547]

Man I am going to march on Kings Landing not you

[Pinkie Pie]

Not if I get there first

[HannibalExMachina]

get in the line, the door to the left, only one cross each

[Pinkie Pie]

You can keep your crosses, we of the Vale have our own way of dealing with enemies. Say can lions fly?

[HannibalExMachina]

no, but we like birds.

[Pinkie Pie]

no, but we like birds.

They have to learn to climb first, I have yet to see a lion make it up the Eyrie.
if one does we have many cells with a good view they might like.

[Dux]

He hasn't been online yet since yesterday. I guess I should play his turn. I will sub for him now, so that we can get this hotseat going.

Edit:
STARKS:
http://www.mediafire.com/?vdxlltj6z9zfxdb

[lh197]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

we'll just take your surrender now if you like

you can really tell who's the boss and who's the immature boy king in this relationship..

[Pinkie Pie]

It is good for you to admit I am a king, all you have to do now is bend that old knee of yours

[lh197]

Actually the immature boy king in question was me... and Tywin was the boss. But don't worry little one, it's ok to be confused

[Meshakhad]

To all citizens of Westeros,

I hereby recognize Robert Arryn as the King in the Vale. I extend my hand in friendship, and would like to remind all that not only are we political allies, but King Robert is my first cousin, and my father, the late Lord Eddard Stark, was fostered at the Eyrie. Any attack on the Vale will be met with the full power of the Kingdom of Winter.

Signed in the sight of the Old Gods, in the name of King Robb of House Stark, the Second of his Name since Brandon the Builder, Lord of Winterfell, King in the North, the Iron Islands, and the Riverlands, the King of Winter

[jacb547]

I here in behalf of Kings Stannis the first of his name dlecare public friendship for both the king of winter and the king in the vale.May we rule ours realms wisely and in good relationship.

Ser Davos Seaworth,Hand of the king

[Pinkie Pie]

I hearby accept King Stannis and king Robb'soffer of friendship and promise that any attack upon them will be seen as an attack up The Vale and treated as such
Signed: King Robert of the house Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie, Defender of the Vale, King in the East.

[lh197]

Let's all play kick the Lannister AGAIN, even the Greyjoys can join in this time.

[jacb547]

Do not be precipted young Lion I think my little brother will wage war on me...

-Also Stark just to remind its your turn

[Dux]

Do not be precipted young Lion I think my little brother will wage war on me...

-Also Stark just to remind its your turn

I will not my brother, only if you stupidly refuse my very generous offer and proclaim yourself king of Westeros.

[Danscall]

On behalf of all the Ironborn, our subjects and domains, I hereby secede from the kingdom ruled by the Iron Throne and declare that henceforth we are loyal subjects of the King in the North. Long live King Robb!

Balon Greyjoy, the Lord Reaper of Pyke, and the Hand of the King.



Oh yeah...

I will not my brother, only if you stupidly refuse my very generous offer and proclaim yourself king of Westeros.

Erm, like in this post;

I here in behalf of King Stannis the first of his name

[Dux]

On behalf of all the Ironborn, our subjects and domains, I hereby secede from the kingdom ruled by the Iron Throne and declare that henceforth we are loyal subjects of the King in the North. Long live King Robb!

Balon Greyjoy, the Lord Reaper of Pyke, and the Hand of the King.



Oh yeah...




Erm, like in this post;

Fair point.
I missed that. But he doesn't really claim to be king of Westeros does he? The way he says it you might think he proclaims himself king of Dragonstone and Driftmark.