In the July issue of GQ, O'Shea and friends talk to writer Lisa DePaulo and reveal the Saddam Hussein we never knew. (He likes Cheetos, writes poetry, and loved Ronald Reagan!)
Here's an excerpt from the story:
Saddam was not supposed to know anything about current events. One of the interpreters' job was to cut any news items out of the papers before giving them to Saddam each morning, which didn't leave much to read. He was not given any information on the U.S. presidential election, and the boys aren't even sure if he knew that John Kerry was the guy running against Bush, because Saddam never mentioned him. (At the time he was captured, Dean was the front-runner.)
"I told him Jesse Jackson was president, just to screw around," says Jesse. "And he cracked up."
But he had plenty to say about Bush. Both Bushes, actually.
"He'd always be like, 'Bush is no good,' " says Jesse. "And then he'd be like, 'Reagan? Reagan and me, good.' "
Paco: "And Clinton was all right. He'd always say, 'The Cleeenton, he's okay. The Bush father, son, no good.' "
Sean: "But he wanted to be friends with them. Towards the end, he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make peace with him."
Jesse: "He thought that Bush could forgive and forget about what has happened. 'He knows I have nothing, no mass weapons. He knows he'll never find them.' "
He weighed in on everyone from Dan Rather ("a good guy") to Osama bin Laden ("He said he never had relations with him," according to Paco). But Reagan was his favorite.
"He talked about how Reagan sold him planes and helicopters and stuff," says Jesse. "And basically funded his war against Iran," says Sean. "He said, 'I wish things were like when Ronald Reagan was still president, and I said, 'Yeah, I wish they were, too, because then I wouldn't be here.' "
When Sean told him that Reagan had recently died of Alzheimer's, Saddam got quiet for a minute, then said, "Yes. This happens."