Black Wednesday - Take 2!

**Perikles** · April 27, 2006, 12:14 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4951730.stm

Oh dear. Looks like Blair and Co. are having a rough time at the moment. Prescott's affair has come to light, Patricia Hewitt is been heckled by her front line staff and Charles Clarke has let foreign rapists and murderers (over 1000), who should have been deported, on to our streets, even after been warned about the situation months ago.

Oh And the elections are next week......

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · April 27, 2006, 12:28 PM

Yes, things all seem to be going tits up at the same time and at the worst time. But do not imply that those 1000 foreigners were all rapists and murders. 15 of them were one or the other.

**the Black Prince** · April 27, 2006, 02:18 PM

will the tories be any better??

don't foget, they got the first black wednesday

**God** · April 27, 2006, 02:20 PM

and compared to everything that's happened to the Lib Dems recently...

**the Black Prince** · April 27, 2006, 02:27 PM

"people on the lib dem front bench are gay"

well thats hardly news now is it!?!

**Denny Crane!** · April 27, 2006, 02:36 PM

I'd rather have a different style of bungling bumbling government than the one we've had since '97 and if we elect the tories there is a good chance we'll get Boris Johnson which can only be a good thing.

Boris for PM! Boris for King! God save Boris!

Peter

**the Black Prince** · April 27, 2006, 02:52 PM

oh good lord save us NO

Dave the Chameleon or Ming the Merciless is better than having him inflicted upon us!!!

**Denny Crane!** · April 27, 2006, 03:01 PM

I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap dancing, and other related and vital subjects.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.

The Tory Party - the funkiest, most jiving Party on Earth!

To rely on a train in Blair's Britain is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.

I am very sorry that Alastair Campbell has taken this decision but I can see that he got his tits in the wringer.

Will I throw my hat into the ring? It depends on what kind of ring it is and what kind of hat I have in my hand.

The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy.

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

I’d want to get Blair and really interrogate the guy. I’d really want to pin him up against a palm tree and slap him around and get the truth out of him about a few things we need a bit of elucidation.

He may seem like a lovable buffoon but you know he wouldn't hesitate to line you all up against a wall and have you shot
Jeremy Hardy on Radio 4.

God damn hilarious bloke he is, Boris is my hero because he clearly doesn't give a crap what people think of him.

Peter

**crjs1** · April 27, 2006, 03:32 PM

ANYONE but that imbecile Boris Johnson!

**Tom Paine** · April 27, 2006, 04:05 PM

B.J isn't an imbecile by a long shot. Out of the House he acts like it but he has an incisive and destructive intelligence which he unsheathes like claws when its wanted or needed, and which getting on the wrong side of can be fatal.

**Custor** · April 27, 2006, 04:50 PM

Only saving grace is that Prescott dosen't claim to have knocked his bint up. If you are heavily touched with the ugly stick - get into politics.

On a serious point are all 'foriegn criminals' automatically deported or does it depend upon the crime?
How many of the unknowns are likely to have been deported if their cases had been reviewed and kept track of?

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · April 28, 2006, 02:52 AM

I would vote for Boris Johnson if he was running for Prime Minister. I believe that generally speaking the British care more about their sense of humour than politics, although I am probably the only representative on this board.

**Tom Paine** · April 28, 2006, 10:54 AM

Possibly so, but our politics and democracy is all the worse for that.

**Libertine** · April 28, 2006, 10:58 AM

B.J is one of the best MP's of his age. He is witty, intelligent, politically lethal when he has a mind for it, and he has ace hair.....what more could you want for a PM?

I say we form a Vote Borris! Party.

**Tom Paine** · April 28, 2006, 11:02 AM

One could want a leftist version of that, that's what one could want, though I'm sure te Lib dems have a share of people like that... along with their farces.

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · April 28, 2006, 12:49 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4954476.stm

No way in hell Clarke will survive this now.

**Tom Paine** · April 28, 2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrets54

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4954476.stm

No way in hell Clarke will survive this now.

Of course not... he will, you realise, labour politicians are good at using others as sacraficial lambs.

**Gillam I** · April 28, 2006, 12:58 PM

Boris johnson is a good personality, but after he insulted liverpool for all being upset over those dead people i doubt he'l get much power, to be honest i dont think the tories offer much oppersistion to labour. Cameron just goes with what is popular, his new adverts for vote blue go green is false...he rejected to sign the new deal between the parties for a new envoriment pact. also his first memorandum (spelt wrong) was actually to cut even more nurses jobs, now because labour are in the **** because of it, he's saying he would of never done that instead implaced more nurses....i actaully think labour are doing a good job. JP's affair in europe no one would care about, jacque se rack?? has openly a mistress and a wife, the french view is, if he is doign a good job, who cares what he does in his social life, its the norm, no one is perfect, its time our press backed off, (btw just read that the press is the main reason why England wont be signing one of the best managers in the world...) any way libs and tories offer no resistance, would u want either of them in power, i sure as well dont! i say vote UKIP lol!!