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  1. November 10, 2011, 06:34 PM #1
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    Default The Worship of Kong!

    Father Illuminati, leads us toward the light that is Kong! All praise be to Kong and Father Illuminati!

    The purpose of this thread is a noble one indeed. We must worship he who is both King and Kong as the mighty deity he truly is.

    Verily I say unto you, that whosoever worships Almighty Kong, shall not regret the hereafter.



    Om namah shivaya

    In the name of King Kong, the Beneficent, the Mighty:

    Our True and Noble Religion was founded by the King of all Kongs. The practice of The Third Age (and Stainless Steel) is the tenet of our faith.

    All true followers of the Kong will await his mighty Third Coming

    May all praises be to the King of Kongs who hath created the might of the Third of all Ages!!!
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  2. November 10, 2011, 06:35 PM #2
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    \thread
    go back to SS
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolIsuck View Post
    \thread
    go back to SS
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  4. November 10, 2011, 06:54 PM #4
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    Default Re: The Worship of Kong!

    I hate to be the "Simpsons did it!" guy,
    Quote Originally Posted by King Kong View Post
    It's really a pleasure to see that my inquisitors reach out for foreign twc lands!

    Long live the true believers, you shall live forever in the banana paradise!!!

    However, I'm afraid that there are only the one true scriptures of Kongism and I can only recommend all heretics to study them closely in order to gain full enlightenment:

    http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=149248
    ,but "Simpsons" indeed have done this as well. Believe it or not.

    Closed.

    PS: Wow, that was almost two years ago and I still remember it. I may not be developing Alzheimer's after all. Awesome.

    Last edited by Jean=A=Luc; November 10, 2011 at 06:58 PM.
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