Empire of Tahiti

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The Empire of Tahiti

Government
Empire
Ruler: Emperor Wahakikano!Luckchuckkahininumanumakkakkapu'a'ackahinitaj!makomakothisisculturallyinsensitive!bing!bong!bow!chikilegowo
Chief Advisor: Chancellor Tikiki
Heir Apperant: Prince Adnoartina
Demographics
Religion: Fetuism
Ethnicity: Tahitian
Population: 50

History

The Empire of Tahiti is one with a glorious, yet troubled past. After the First War of Samoan Aggression, in which the people embraced Fetu, God of hte Night as their protector, the people of Tahiti began to settle into a normal way of life, that is, until the Second war of Samoan aggression disrupted things. Despite being defeated at the great battle of Akinawoha, in which 4 canoes were lost, the people of Tahiti warded off a large scale Samoan invasion, inflicting 10 casualties and securing peace for the century to come. Now things once again look bleak, can Tahiti ward of the growing power of Samoa, whilst at the same time keeping the already powerful tribes of Guam at bay?

Important People

Emperor Wahakikano!Luckchuckkahininumanumakkakkapu'a'ackahinitajmak makothisisculturallyinsensitivebingbong!bow!chikilegowo age 40 married to the Queen Queen Tahinitahanabanannalammadingdongapoohapoohawakalakashockaboomshockaloka'wahei age 10 married to the King Crown Prince Adnoartina age 20 married to Crown Princess Crown Princess Fetuilelagi age 5 married to Crown Prince Tawahitingo, King of Coconuts age 47, not married Halahoutanibogo, Prince of Palm Trees age 30, not married Adinagohonga, Warlord of Water age 23, not married Halamakimaki'dingdong!mauiwowieoahukauii!i!i!i!i!i!i!i'macadamianutscoco'arubajamaicaooooiwannatakeyajamaicabahamacmonprettymama age 60, Sultan of Sand, married to several Islander children Gerhardt von Winkler, Exiled German Prince age 50, wife back in Germany Bob, Tourist age 50, Divorced.

Economy

WIP

Foreign Ministry

Allies: none Friendly: none Neutral: All Hostile: Samoa, Guam War: none

Territory

Number of Provinces 1

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