Please kind sirs, I have a sick Grandfather...

[TouchyAndalou]

My poorly old Granddad has lived a good life, a full life, with but one single regret: Not having played the completed version of this fantastic mod.

His health has deteriorated markedly over the past 6 months, and I *sniff* fear that *gulp* he won't be much longer of this earth *snort* Each morning as he wakes, as I sit next to his sick bed and wipe his brow with a warm damp cloth, he'll look at me with sad eyes and say, "Any news on version 1.0, TouchyAndalou? Any news at all, my boy?" And each morning with a heavy heart I have to reply, "No Granddad, nothing Granddad, I'm so, so sorry"

But if you fine devs could find it in your hearts to, uh, send me the files to the most recent working version of this mod I just know it'd put a smile on an old man's face. He'd be ever so happy, I know he would, and he'd stop beating me with his cane.

Thank you and God bless.

[Toho]

please contact HxM directly and ask him.


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[Timur Amir]

Okay, I was recently touched by TouchyAndalous touching message on his granpa, which reminded me of my own predicament, which dearly needs YOU, kind W:TW members:

Now, I run a retirement home, which cares to all the grandparents of the various members of the TWC community (excluding the W:TW member's....well, scratch that, there is Toho's), including mine own. Now, we are suffering from a sudden and horrible outbreak of the ultra-painful Astro-Cancer-Phili-Nuero-Immuno-onia-itis, so we called in a special doctor to treat this. He said only an injection of W:TW 1.0 files could save them all, and that the current amount could delay their agony until release.

Now, there are also dozens of starving crippled orphans and sad puppies in the basement, which only these patients can feed. And they are strapped to a nuclear bomb. Under New York City. And the only bomb-diffusers that can deal with a bomb this tough are also the patients, old veterans they are. But they are in so much pain that we need an injection strong enough to last and give them time to free the orphans, feed the puppies, get Tiny Tim out of the well, and save New York. Now, this can all be done by your kind, kind donations as soon as possible.

Now let me play depressing music while you think:


Now, with that out of the way, just consider this last, hidden message, spoilered because only you are so deserving to read it.
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Also, if you fail, the bomb will send the Earth into the sun.
Oh, and I forgot one thing

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the baby in the sun will lose an eye from the impact
oh, and one other thing

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You will be attacked by any number of rabid ferrets should you not agree to this, while walking back from the supermarket. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot

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And Cows will begin producing only skim soy milk. Oh, and one LAST thing

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this thread is also for more joke-pleas. It has a purpose!
oh, and one last thing

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and

OH, AND ONE LAST THING

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You're still clicking these? I thought you learned?
but if you like buttons...

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[Toho]

neither I nor HxM are retarded...well as far as i know...anyways he is the mod leader and therefore the PR guy. im closing this one too because it serves no purpose other than a sarcastic remark on another user who either tried to be funny or smart.

and just so everyone is clear the team members work relatively independently, this mean Murf has some stuff, HxM has some stuff and i have some stuff that we, every couple of months update/integrate into the current build (0.66 as we like to call it). anyways even if this guy got the permission to get to 'play' the new version; 1) he wont play with the new map, 2) he wont see the new units and 3) he cant play battles because the current 0.66 version has some texture assignments problems that crashes some battles.

so long story short, will you guys stop freaking out?
i don't want to see these type of threads anymore.

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