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    Physiology Prize: Anna Wilkinson, from the University of Lincoln, and colleagues for their study in the journal Current Zoology titled "No Evidence of Contagious Yawning in the Red-Footed Tortoise".

    Chemistry Prize: A team led from Shiga University, Japan, that determined the ideal density of airborne wasabi to awaken sleeping people in case of a fire or other emergency, and for applying this knowledge to invent the wasabi alarm. Patent pending.

    Medicine Prize: Shared by two teams whose independent research jointly established that people make better decisions about some kinds of things, but worse decisions about other kinds of things‚ when they have a strong urge to urinate.

    Psychology Prize: Karl Halvor Teigen of the University of Oslo, Norway, for trying to understand why, in everyday life, people sigh.

    Literature Prize: John Perry of Stanford University, US, for his Theory of Structured Procrastination, which says: To be a high achiever, always work on something important, using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important.

    Biology Prize: Darryl Gwynne and David Rentz for discovering that a certain kind of beetle mates with a certain kind of Australian beer bottle. The pair have published two papers on the topic.

    Physics Prize: Philippe Perrin and colleagues for determining why discus throwers become dizzy, and why hammer throwers don't.

    Peace Prize: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armoured tank.

    Public Safety Prize: John Senders of the University of Toronto, Canada, for conducting a series of safety experiments in which a person drives an automobile on a major highway while a visor repeatedly flaps down over his face, blinding him.

    Mathematics Prize: Shared by a group of doom-mongers for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations
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    Default Re: 2011 Ig Nobel prize

    after reading Liu Xiaobo's Charter 08 i think we should re-nominate Liu Xiaobo; the guy actually thinks George Dubya Bush administration is a role model to be emulated.

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    Literature Prize: John Perry of Stanford University, US, for his Theory of Structured Procrastination, which says: To be a high achiever, always work on something important, using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important.
    As a procrastinator myself, there is a genius to this.
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    Biology Prize: Darryl Gwynne and David Rentz for discovering that a certain kind of beetle mates with a certain kind of Australian beer bottle. The pair have published two papers on the topic.


    also, about the procrastinator, how long did it take him to finish his study?

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    The observation of beetle behavior is funny at first, but after a deep thought it shows how enviornmental pollution may mess up ecological cycle.
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    Default Re: 2011 Ig Nobel prize

    To be honest, I think the wasabi thing is rather ingenious.

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    Medicine Prize: Shared by two teams whose independent research jointly established that people make better decisions about some kinds of things, but worse decisions about other kinds of things‚ when they have a strong urge to urinate.
    and yet Science has not yet discovered why it is that little children will dance around on the spot if they need to go to the bathroom

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    Default Re: 2011 Ig Nobel prize

    The mayor of Vilnius is definitely onto something
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    Quote Originally Posted by saglam2000 View Post
    The mayor of Vilnius is definitely onto something
    He actually did that with an APC, not a MBT.
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    Troll prize?
    Aure entuluva!

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