Jersey Shore goes Italy: Get Crazy, Get Wild

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  1. The Million Dollar Prons's Avatar

    The Million Dollar Prons said:

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    "I can't understand any of this stuff, it's like the words are all different and there's no English!"

    Jersey Shore is BACK , and this time its going INTERNATIONAL.

    Snooki's got some boyfriend back home, but SITCH has been getting some KNEE action and I hear rumours that next week he's going to reveal to everyone that he and Snooks hooked up while she was entering an exclusive relationship.

    My prediction? Someones gonna get their ass BEAT

    Now, which TWC member is going to be on grenade duty when we all go crawlin tonight?

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    Claudius Gothicus said:

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    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence.

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    Fluttershy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence.
    im all for it... anything that dumps those idiots in a different country is fine by me!


    there your problem now Italy! muwahahahahaha!
     
  4. Basil II the B.S said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence.
    We already hate them, don't worry. At least people will see there is no real connection between those s and Italy.
     
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    charles the hammer said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence.
    Like we care what italy of all places think of us.


     
  6. Boyar Son said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence.

    The cast is from Italy.
     
  7. Enemy of the State said:

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    Why is this in the arts?

    This ammounts to a declaration of war. And the US is using its most powerful weapon of mass destruction, snooki.
     
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    eXistenZ said:

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    too bad osama is dead, cause we could have asked him to fly some planes into them


    Berlusconi is gonna be happy with them
     
  9. Basil II the B.S said:

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    They were invited by the Florence left-wing mayor anyways...
     
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    The Million Dollar Prons said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil II the B.S View Post
    They were invited by the Florence left-wing mayor anyways...
    So only leftists watch Jersey Shore?


    Quote Originally Posted by Flutterguy View Post
    why is this under "arts"? Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

    I agree; Jersey Shore should have its own forum

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  11. Basil II the B.S said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Million Dollar Prons View Post
    So only leftists watch Jersey Shore?
    Doubt it. Ultimately the show is successful in the USA, therefore having them in an Italian city is free publicity in the US.. The mayor is hardly an idiot.
     
  12. Fenwayb said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Million Dollar Prons View Post
    I agree; Jersey Shore should have its own forum
    what will you call it? Douchebags? ( not sure if that is censor bypassing, don't mean to if it is)
     
  13. Fenwayb said:

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    why is this under "arts"? Isn't that a bit of a stretch?
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    Haha, sucks for them. If I was Italy I would shut down the airports now before its too late.



    I guess its safe to say that western Europe has also fallen to Jersey...those bastards
     
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    Dr. Croccer said:

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    The reaction of the Italian public upon hearing this news:



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Million Dollar Prons View Post
    "I can't understand any of this stuff, it's like the words are all different and there's no English!"

    Jersey Shore is BACK , and this time its going INTERNATIONAL.

    Snooki's got some boyfriend back home, but SITCH has been getting some KNEE action and I hear rumours that next week he's going to reveal to everyone that he and Snooks hooked up while she was entering an exclusive relationship.

    My prediction? Someones gonna get their ass BEAT

    Now, which TWC member is going to be on grenade duty when we all go crawlin tonight?
    Good, send those guys back.

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    Sphere said:

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    Another country that's bound to hate you americans for the rest of existence
    On the contrary, from what I have learned about Italian politics, "The Situation" is likely to get elected President for Life.
     
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    Hattori said:

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    There's some awfull brit version of this show too.

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    sabaku_no_gaara said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    There's some awfull brit version of this show too.
    A Dutch one too, it's absolutely horrible, as it displays the worst of the worst, and foreigners who see the show will generalise and asume the Dutch are all like this lot:

     
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    A Dutch one too, it's absolutely horrible, as it displays the worst of the worst, and foreigners who see the show will generalise and asume the Dutch are all like this lot:

    Tbqh, I think they´ll generalise us as this:
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