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    Default Inferior Brothel Action

    Medieval 3 must surely be on the horizon soon and therefore the games sound effects deserve to match the undoubted quality which will be Med 3 All buildings should have top notch sound effects.

    Alas the action in the brothels of Med 2 are well below par. With all that feeble 'uh uh' and 'ah ah' the place sounds more like a classroom for Steam Support staff being taught the alphabet

    Have we been fobbed off with shoddy brothel action or what?

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    Default Re: Inferior Brothel Action

    well it is one of the cheapest buildings, you get what you pay for!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyxx30 View Post
    well it is one of the cheapest buildings, you get what you pay for!!
    Aye, true enough in one respect I guess!

    But where is the sound of the paying punter?? After a hard day dodging the plague and thankful to be alive, you'd think the guy would be in there with gusto and getting his florins-worth.

    Shamefully theres no indication theres a punter in there doing his stuff. Shoddy.

    Blacksmith, Church and Siege Workshop fans have got suitable sound effects, so why have Brothel fans been fobbed off with inferior action? Papal trickery? Grim.

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    yeah brothel's aren't brilliant, which is why i always love aiming my catapults to shoot them during sieges
    Cry God for Harry, England and Saint George!

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    In many cities during the black-death they banned prostitution and drove prostitues out of the city.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanderdecken View Post
    In many cities during the black-death they banned prostitution and drove prostitues out of the city.
    It's only natural that prostitutes have such low standing in most societies; that sort of honesty has always made people uncomfortable.

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    Default Re: Inferior Brothel Action

    Fireright, your new ideas for this game are getting stranger by each passing day. I usually like them though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChivalrousKiller View Post
    Fireright, your new ideas for this game are getting stranger by each passing day. I usually like them though
    What can I say CK? I'm a Med 2 perv and Med 2 is the raunchiest game in the series so I'm on the pervy stuff in the game like a rat up a drainpipe

    Sadly though I remain unimpressed with the sound effects of the perviest building in the game. A paying punter isnt getting his florins worth if he isnt giving the employees a good hammering in the sack

    No sign of a punter though and it sounds more like a geezer kissing his sister in there Shoddy.

    Golden Opportunity missed to 'perv up' the raunchier side of the game..No recruitable battlefield prostitutes..No upgradeable brothels so we can hear a full on orgy in progress, so many missed opportunities. And why cant we capture brothels to boost our troops morale?? etc etc

    Lets pray to God the same thing doesnt happen in Med 3
    Last edited by Fireright; August 07, 2011 at 07:57 AM. Reason: extra bit

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    Default Re: Inferior Brothel Action

    the explanation for the lack of joyous noises of ecstasy from the working girls is simple. they're faking it.
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