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  1. August 02, 2011, 03:53 AM #1
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    Do you hate spammers? Do you loath the fact that we live in a world were every square inch of space is covered with ads and mindless, soulless, stuffed-suits have subverted all art and culture with naked advertising?

    If you answered yes--and, like me, you just adore violence--sign-up for the new anti-spam death squad!

    Hackers needed to track them down, more burly types wanted for the wet-work. Safe-house keepers and professional alibi providers welcome!

    It's YOUR ####ING world--Take it back!

    Disclaimer: The Anti-Spam Death Squad does not advocate violence. Really--that would be illegal, and morally reprehensable. We don't want to hurt anyone, they just need to not be alive and this can all be settled amicably.

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  2. August 02, 2011, 04:28 AM #2
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  3. August 02, 2011, 04:42 AM #3
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    I have to quote Gazz on this.







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  4. August 02, 2011, 04:32 AM #4
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    Don't look at me like that...

    As the great George Orwell once said: "Citizens lie safe abed at night only because of rough men who stand ready to do violence on their behalf." He didn't say much after that for a time as I believe he was shot in the throat fighting Franco in Spain.

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  5. August 02, 2011, 04:48 AM #5
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    Fine, be that way. You'll all be glad in the end when the spammers have been destroyed. And then it's the mimes! Damn mimes...

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  6. August 02, 2011, 05:04 AM #6
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    What spammers?






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  7. August 02, 2011, 05:07 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Elysium_ View Post
    What spammers?
    They're gone now (one of the moderators was online and zapped 'em good) but a couple of hours ago the site was hit by half-a-dozen ads. I was moved to call for violence--as I often am regarding commercial intrusions into life.

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  8. August 02, 2011, 09:05 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJStoner View Post
    They're gone now (one of the moderators was online and zapped 'em good) but a couple of hours ago the site was hit by half-a-dozen ads. I was moved to call for violence--as I often am regarding commercial intrusions into life.
    Ohhhhhh. I agree with you then. I'll bring the sandpaper.






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  9. August 02, 2011, 05:05 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJStoner View Post
    And then it's the mimes! Damn mimes...
    Înfrânt nu eşti atunci când sângeri,
    nici ochii când în lacrimi ţi-s.
    Adevăratele înfrângeri,
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJStoner View Post
    Fine, be that way. You'll all be glad in the end when the spammers have been destroyed. And then it's the mimes! Damn mimes...
    Do not fear, Lord Vetinari has the mimes under control.
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    Something tells me, especially since you quoted George Orwell, that you have been reading 1984 recently. I am willing to join you.Time to deal with spam and mindlessness!
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  12. August 03, 2011, 12:25 AM #12
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    THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!

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    Do we get goodie bags for joining?






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    what's the pay like?

    is there free spam sandwiches at lunchtime?
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  15. August 03, 2011, 06:29 AM #15
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    yeah, we want free sandwiches !!
    Înfrânt nu eşti atunci când sângeri,
    nici ochii când în lacrimi ţi-s.
    Adevăratele înfrângeri,
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    Can I haz Spammburger?






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    Necessary.
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    Ah the Thema Devia, were you will find the most "unique" threads such as this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wegen7 die Große View Post
    Ah the Thema Devia, were you will find the most "unique" threads such as this.

    edit: wait I am in the M2 forum, what is going on here?
    AJStoner is spamming this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaboosucks View Post
    AJStoner is spamming this thread
    Bite me, I'm an artist and I'll do what I like.

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