No, no, NO! The new Bond is a complete pussy.

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    IronBrig4 said:

    Default No, no, NO! The new Bond is a complete pussy.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4848146.stm

    He's saying that this new Bond will make mistakes and be "more human." But that's not why we like James Bond! He's supposed to urbane, cool, collected, and always able to flawlessly escape from an elaborate death.

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    Sean Connery. Period.

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    I haven't watched any new Bond movies since Goldeneye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulyaoth
    I haven't watched any new Bond movies since Goldeneye.
    You're in luck. The James Bond movies after Goldeneye can be perfectly defined by two words: utter crap.
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    I say we actually watch it when it comes out and then judge the new bond.
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    Ive never watched any bond movie all the way through, I thought it was pointless drivel. Indiana Jones kicks James Bonds ass any day...even though I thought even that got stale after a while.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last Roman
    I say we actually watch it when it comes out and then judge the new bond.
    Good god! Not a rational thought!

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    MasterAdnin said:

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    Who's gonna play the new Bond?

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    Bond is not supposed to be invincible, but he needs to be in control of everything. He might be tied up in iron chains with a laser pointed at his head, but he won't panic. Rather, he'll use a cool gadget to get himself out, turn the laser on the guards, and then deliver a snappy one-liner.

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    yeah, this guy is pretty weird to say the least.....a BLONDE Bond?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corporal_Hicks
    yeah, this guy is pretty weird to say the least.....a BLONDE Bond?

    eh, Roger Moore was light brown.
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    next thing you know Bond will also be a premature ejaculator.

    " my name is bond, Jam-m-m-m-es bond. Im sorry, that a... that never happened before..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by O'brien the Protector
    next thing you know Bond will also be a premature ejaculator.

    " my name is bond, Jam-m-m-m-es bond. Im sorry, that a... that never happened before..."
    :laughing: :sign_sorr

    Didn't need to see that. Although it would almost be as bad to see "Don't worry, I took Viagra today!" Neither of them conform to the thread title. But let's just hope we dont see Arnold-ish behavorior like in that one movie... Mr. Mom was it?

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    God, we continue with the constant pussification of Men by those damm militant feminists! First you have actors saying that the only thing they want in a woman is for her to be assertive, not big knockers, not a great body, not even personality, assertiveness!. Now they're screwing up James Bond and probably Indiana Jones as well! Next thing you know it'll be socially acceptable and expected of men that they have an operation that allows them to breast feed their children. I've got nothing against women, it's just these radical feminists are turning us all into a big bunch of walking, talking, blubbering pussies!
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    Yeah, there's such a double standard. A woman can hit a man, hard, and it's just a joke, a man can hit a woman and it's domestic abuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    Yeah, there's such a double standard. A woman can hit a man, hard, and it's just a joke, a man can hit a woman and it's domestic abuse.
    Actually, it is domestic abuse in both case, and justice recognizes it as much . It is just that the first is more a taboo subject ( a spouse beating up her husband is viewed as socially more humiliating than the opposite)
    About Bond: he is allowed to make mistakes, as long as he does not lose any of his cool and class ...
     
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    It's also a bit sexist if you think about it. It's like pitying the woman by calling her inferior and thus saving her from the punishment of her actions when she does something like this to a man. Also, a man can do it to a man with no remorse. (Though fights can easily result) That said, it's time to fight the power!


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seleucid Empire
    It's also a bit sexist if you think about it. It's like pitying the woman by calling her inferior and thus saving her from the punishment of her actions when she does something like this to a man. Also, a man can do it to a man with no remorse. (Though fights can easily result) That said, it's time to fight the power!

    There are some ways that women are, scientifically, inferior to men, one being physical strength. So men being allowed to hit women would definatley not be good.

    But I don't like that it is acceptable for women to hit men either.
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