Transformers 3 Dark side of the moon

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  1. Pharoah said:

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    Plot: A auto bot space ship crashlands on the moon during it's retreat from cybertron after the civil war with the decepticons on earth the auto bots are in a nasa base and optimis prime is in a bad mood as he feels he should go to the space ship on the moon because what's in the ship is a bunch of pillars that when conected they form a sort of wormhole wich will transport cybertron to earth the man behined this plan is the old commander of the auto bots who betrays them. but the auto bots win at the end.


    I give it 10/10


    did I give away to much detailes?


    trailer



    Last edited by Pharoah; July 29, 2011 at 07:07 PM.
     
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    Tom Crooze said:

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    I liked it.
     
  3. Pharoah said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeasantsSuck View Post
    I liked it.
    me too
     
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    TheDarkKnight said:

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    Too many details, but I'm pretty sure anyone who hasn't seen it yet don't care.


    Perhaps spoilers would be good though.
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    Soviet said:

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    Better than the 2nd one, which isn't saying much.
     
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    43rdFoot said:

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    It was a fun movie about part-time cars, part-time robots blowing up. It was a good time.
     
  7. Exarch said:

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    lol ken jeong and john malkovitch were hilarious

    it was alright, not as spectacular as transformers 'megan fox' but then and again i suppose michael bay was exhausted by the time he was shooting transformers 3
    the forest fight in transformers 2 is still more epic than anything so far
     
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    Tom Crooze said:

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    I liked the action in this one, mainly cause I could tell the Transformers apart this time. Also, Leonard Nimoy.
     
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    TheDarkKnight said:

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    I loved when Optimus flew in to the middle of the fight and slaughtered six or seven Decepticons without a second thought. Optimus was a changed bot from the first movie :-)

    However, what I hated:
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    How Ironhide died. That pissed me off that he was shot from behind and didn't even die in battle.
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    Captain Jin said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen. Chris View Post
    I loved when Optimus flew in to the middle of the fight and slaughtered six or seven Decepticons without a second thought. Optimus was a changed bot from the first movie :-)

    However, what I hated:
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    How Ironhide died. That pissed me off that he was shot from behind and didn't even die in battle.
    I enjoyed it. It was a fun film and much better than the second one. I'm glad they dumped Meagan Fox too.
    Yeah Optimus was tearing up...

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    I agree with you about Ironhide because aside from Optimus he's probably been my favorite, but my friend pointed out that it made Nimoy's betrayal a lot more significant. In every movie we see new Transformers pop up and die and you don't care too much cause it's not one you like, but with IronHide who has been there since the first I was actually like "WTF!?!"

    Also, Optimus' Predator moment tearing Megatron's spine out. Yeeeeaaaaah
     
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    Manco said:

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    The point of a review is not that you just lay out the plot.

    Seriously, you didn't actually review anything, you just made a hilariously bad recap and attached a score to it.
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...
     
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    MathiasOfAthens said:

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    So I think it was highly unrealistic... soldiers showing up in the craziest of places and last minute rescues like when (Redacted) also got wasted after capture.
     
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    D.B. Cooper said:

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    Really didn't like it. The "drama" parts were boring and badly done, and the comedy sucked. I know they had to include a human element but Bay should have gone the pure action route or hired decent writers.

    The action at the end was underwhelming, the battle didn't really get going until the very end! My favourite scenes were the ones with Shockwave.

     
  14. Exarch said:

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    so megatron's dead for good now eh; seems like it was michael bay's way of saying 'NOW, can i get a break??'
     
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    Gordon Freynman said:

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    One of the most utterly retarded pieces of crap I've ever watched. The only positive things about it were the Apollo 11 landing recreation (until they raped it with the crashed alien ship cover up) and some bits and pieces of the action scenes (the action scenes as a whole were completely stupid however). Overall I'd say it's slightly less of a disaster than the second one, which was probably one of the worst movies ever made.


     
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    Tom Crooze said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Freynman View Post
    One of the most utterly retarded pieces of crap I've ever watched. The only positive things about it were the Apollo 11 landing recreation (until they raped it with the crashed alien ship cover up) and some bits and pieces of the action scenes (the action scenes as a whole were completely stupid however). Overall I'd say it's slightly less of a disaster than the second one, which was probably one of the worst movies ever made.
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    Gordon Freynman said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeasantsSuck View Post
    "Now excuse me, I have croquet golf in five minutes with my business associates."
    Fixed.


     
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    Blazeredmage said:

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    I liked it...I was expecting them to end it completely but there is still room for at least another movie...Lol
     
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    the_mango55 said:

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    I thought it was pretty good.

    But it was kind of weird how Prime took out Megatron in 15 seconds but was stuck in a few cables for approximately 45 minutes.

    lol ken jeong and john malkovitch were hilarious
    Yes, they were awesome. But the the robot "comedy" was painfully unfunny as always.
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    Hookah Smoking Caterpiller said:

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    CGI wankfest.
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