Improved Strengths & Weaknesses database

[AJStoner]

I'll get us started:

ENGLAND:
Strengths: Kill an awful lot of Frenchmen
Weaknesses: Insufferable, uptight prigs; bad food; worse weather

IRELAND:
Strengths: Great Whiskey
Weaknesses: Drunk most of the time

SCOTLAND:
Strengths: Have a sheep question? Ask a Scot!
Weaknesses: Men dress like Catholic school girls; you can’t understand them without subtitles; have you seen what these people eat?

NORWAY:
Strengths: Great national health-care
Weaknesses: High suicide rate; make crappy furniture

[In3x]

Ireland gets kudos for whiskey but Scotland doesn't?!?!?!?!?!?!

I assume you are not refering to IKEA because that is Swedish.

You should probably ask a Welshman or a New Zealander about sheep.

Killing Frenchmen is not really a strength and how do u know they are any good at it when they haven't tried for 200 years?

[AJStoner]

I felt the sheep issue was overriding in this case.

[In3x]

I felt the sheep issue was overriding in this case.

Ah, that is fair enough, whilst not the best we are certainly the most capable of answering sheep questions out of the countries available to play in the game.

[HMS England]

Did you think posting a bunch of stereotypes would get you rep?

[danny X]

Did you think posting a bunch of stereotypes would get you rep?

i think its just abit of fun!

[AJStoner]

Did you think posting a bunch of stereotypes would get you rep?

No, I thought it would make me laugh.

Don't be so hyper-sensitive; I'm hardly degrading anyone. You know, it's grotesque over-reactions to harmless jokes that make people ignore real and serious abuse complaints...

Besides--Have you ever actually eaten haggis?

[AJStoner]

Oh, and in case you want to whine to the moderators, I made fun of the German language here and Catholic priests here. Go nuts--enjoy yourself.

[Diamond]

Oh, and in case you want to whine to the moderators, I made fun of the German language here and Catholic priests here. Go nuts--enjoy yourself.

I'm Catholic, I don't care. All in the fun, guys.

Russia-
Strengths: Amazing vodka, cool accent
Weaknesses: 70% of Russia is uninhabitable due to extreme weather, farmland sucks, pretty much poor overall

Holy Roman Empire-
Strengths: Good sausages
Weaknesses: Feels the need to take over the world every few decades

[Gazz]

I'm Catholic, I don't care. All in the fun, guys.


Holy Roman Empire-
Strengths: Good sausages
Weaknesses: Feels the need to take over the world every few decades

That one made me laugh. +rep

[tudor93]

Weaknesses: Feels the need to take over the world every few decades

nice one +rep

[Diamond]

Glad to be of service.

Poland:
Strengths: Decent food, at least their language isn't German
Weaknesses: A single Polish person is called a "Pole"

[Fireright]

Aztecs:

Strengths:
Pele, Jairzinho and rocking football team.

Weaknesses:
Look like plonkers fighting in pyjamas with lollilops down their arses.

[danny X]

portugal
strengths: pork n cheese

weaknesses: jose mourinho, cristiano ronaldo, or in other words arrogant to#*ers

[Fireright]

Sicily:

Strengths:

Nice climate food and wine.

Weaknesses:

Tad overkeen on forming organised crime syndicates.

[Diamond]

Spain-
Stengths:Ability to conquer half of the other side of the world, amazing football players
Weaknesses: Though they can conquer half of the other side of the world, they can't reclaim their territories in their own backyard (Portugal), too much spicy food, no one that isn't Spanish really likes Spain, the Spanish language makes everything sound like "EEEE" (ll = E, ~N = NYEE, etc., E=U?)

[the new username]

Spain-
Stengths:Ability to conquer half of the other side of the world, amazing football players
Weaknesses: Though they can conquer half of the other side of the world, they can't reclaim their territories in their own backyard (Portugal), too much spicy food, no one that isn't Spanish really likes Spain, the Spanish language makes everything sound like "EEEE" (ll = E, ~N = NYEE, etc., E=U?)

hahaha very true they got their asses kiked every time they tried to invade portugal

[EmperorDan]

France

Sterngth: Nice wine, women and food [makes a hell of a party!]

Weakness: If you can't get the menu and the women to speak english, you're toasted. And they spit you in the face when they try to go for the letter "R".

[danny X]

venice

strengths; beautiful city

weaknessess; you should really be able to swim if you go there, it may come in handy one day

[EmperorDan]

Moors

Strength

Have a great beach [thousands of miles long] with great waves; ideal for some surf. And one Imam can freely call o Jihad on an infidel, any time he gets bored or the weather isn't fit for surfing.

Weakness

Most of their army is composed of militiamen, men who run at the slightest sign of trouble. I've discovered that their loyalty is nowhere to be found and the sand can get in pretty much every...place of your body. And you can't shower every now and then because God didn't saw fit to equip their dessert with some swiming pool or a public bath. [Where are the Romans when you need them?!]