Wow. It must take a whole lot of derp to take the show seriously...
That is so true!I also like how sagely the series 'regulars' comport themselves - throwing about phrases like "mainstream historians", "Could man have X Y Z? I don't think so..." (nods wisely), "extraterrestrials" (as opposed to ALIENS), and "It's always a possibility...".
Yeah I forgot about that one! There was an incompleted building carved into the side of the cliff and Tsoukalos was convinced that it was a gateway to another dimension. His evidence for it being as such was "what else could it have been?"My favorite episode has got to be the one where they get the really haggard woman to explain how aliens have been harvesting us for genetic experiments for thousands of years. Oh, hello, Mass Effect. She appears to have smoked at least three packs a day for the last twenty years. Or the random hilltop with a door carved into its side. It's a door....leading NOWHERE...because it's carved out of solid rock.....IT'S GOT TO BE INTER-DIMENSIONAL!!
My favorite episode so far has to be the one where they were going on about how aliens contacted Joan of Arc and Moses, and how aliens came to Earth in order to impregnate women to make alien-human hybrids (I think this included a quasi-sex scene with an alien). I was laughing the entire time. The Egyptian episode where they were citing the size of Akhenaten's head as evidence was also hysterical.
*clears throat* I mean, Ancient Aliens isn't stupid at all, how dare all of you criticize my highly influential theories. And how is this for proof: Stonehenge was originally a longe range orbital missle silo used to defend an alien-gods intergalactic sex slave trafficking operation. What else could it have been?