Revenge of the Sith as a political allegory

Funny how the changing of a few choice words can change a motion picture into a political allegory:

Note: Canada is a representation of all United Nations countries that refused to join in on the Invasion of Iraq

America: Britain, I saw your ship . . .

They embrace.

BRITAIN: Oh, America!

America: It's all right, you're safe now. What are you doing out here?

BRITAIN: I was so worried about you. Canada told me terrible things.

AMERICA: What things?

BRITAIN: He said you have turned to the dark side . . . that you killed civilians.

AMERICA: Canada is trying to turn you against me.

BRITAIN: He cares about us.

AMERICA: Us??!

BRITAIN: He knows . . . He wants to help you.

AMERICA: Is Canada going to protect you? He can't ... he can't help you. He's not strong enough.

BRITAIN: America, all I want is your love.

AMERICA: Love won't save you, Britain. Only my new powers can do that.

BRITAIN: At what cost? You are a good person. Don't do this.

AMERICA: I won't lose you the way I lost my mother! I've become more powerful than any Peacekeeper has ever dreamed of and I've done it for you. To protect you.

BRITAIN: Come away with me. Help me raise our child. Leave everything else behind while we still can.

AMERICA: Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the United Nations. I am more powerful than Saddam. I can overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the world. Make things the way we want them to be.

BRITAIN: I don't believe what I'm hearing . . . Canada was right. You've changed.

AMERICA: I don't want to hear any more about Canada. The Peacekeepers turned against me. Don't you turn against me.

BRITAIN: I don't know you anymore. America, you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I
can't follow.

AMERICA: Because of Canada?

BRITAIN: Because of what you've done . . . what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you.

AMERICA: (seeing Canada) Liar!

BRITAIN turns around and. sees CANADA standing in the doorway of the British Cruiser.

BRITAIN: No!

AMERICA: You're with him. You've betrayed me! You brought him here to kill me!

BRITAIN: NO! America. I swear ... I ...

AMERICA reaches out, and BRITAIN grabs her throat as she starts to choke.

CANADA: Let her go, America.

AMERICA: What have you and she been up to?

CANADA: Let her go!

AMERICA releases his grip on the unconscious BRITAIN and she crumples to the ground.

AMERICA: You turned her against me.

CANADA: You have done that yourself.

AMERICA: You will not take her from me.

CANADA: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.

CANADA flings off his cloak.

CANADA: (continuing) You have allowed this Terrorist to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

They circle each other until CANADA is near BRITAIN. He places his hand on her.

AMERICA: Don't lecture me, Canada. I see through the lies of the Peacekeepers. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

CANADA: Your new Empire?

AMERICA: Don't make me kill you.

CANADA: America, my allegiance is to the United Nations ... to democracy.

AMERICA: If you're not with me, you're my enemy.

CANADA: Only a Terrorist deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

AMERICA: You will try.

What the hell.

haha thats some clearly liberal humor, but man is that funny. Thats something I imagine John Stewart or any other political comedian doing a skit of.

---^ ditto

that was pretty wierd

Canada...standing up the the United States?

Laugh out Loud.

Err.... Really I dont see the purpose of this thread...Nor do I understand why it is in the bib...
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