The Horrible Movies Thread

Well the title says it all. Post in this thread horrible movies you have seen that were just so bad it shouldn't be shown again.
My movie: Sucker Punch

Pros: Hot girls, awesome visuals, good action scenes
Cons: No plot, no story, nothing really to follow. Its really confusing and hard to follow the movie at all, and sometimes i though the acting was a tad bit dramatic. This movie wouldn't be so horrible if it just had some kind of story or plot.

Mario Bros. Movie.

Troll 2
The best scene:


For me, the worst horror movie..

Gigli (technically, I didn't watch this. )
Battlefield Earth
Plan 9 From Outer Space

Originally Posted by NotYetRegistered

Mario Bros. Movie.

Hold on there cowboy lol


The Majestic.

Robo Vampire. It makes Plan 9 look like The Godfather. It has several plots that don't finish properly, scenes that make no sense at all, a woman gets rescued twice from the same place with no reference to the first time, a fat Asian man with a moustache is used as a stunt double for a thin blond white woman, hopping vampires that shoot missiles from their wrists, characters that appear once and never again, and a vampire wearing a gorilla mask that loves a ghost that 'dies' when a symbol is painted onto her boobs and a jungle that spontaneously turns into Tokyo. I could add more but it's been a while since I watched it.


Manos: The Hands of Fate gets a special mention, but at least the plot makes some sense.

Crank 2
Caligula
Turkish Star Wars
Behind enemy lines 2

Originally Posted by King Musa

Turkish Star Wars

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It's so terrible I laughed all the time. The first time I saw it I almost died.




And this:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I just can't "turn my brain off". The combat is simply too retarded.

300

Alexander (Oliver Stone)

Originally Posted by Armatus

Alexander (Oliver Stone)

Of all the horrible movies out there you picked one that was technically well made because you think it wasn't 100% authentic???

Originally Posted by SPECTREtm

Of all the horrible movies out there you picked one that was technically well made because you think it wasn't 100% authentic???

Um, I kinda agree with him (Spectre). I didn't care much about historical stuff at time I watched it, still didn't like it. Not the worst one out there though.

Hostel. Jesus H Christ what a waste of braincells...

Not sure the name of this movies, but they are....., unspeakable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c5f...feature=fvwrel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4...eature=related

From the gallery a must are the indian and turkish movies (especialy some remakes , Star Wars, Superman, Batman, Rambo, Rocky etc), i find them iresistably hilarious

Superman, indian version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo...eature=related
vs Superman, turkish version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9oI7...eature=related

Another "cool" scene from one of Rambo's remake (unknown origin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWw8j...eature=related

Indian action movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8BwU...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ittgv...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRra5...eature=related

And turkish ET

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw

I suppose anything featured by MST3K, so although I haven't seen the films in their original form, the riffing only makes it slightly more bareable.

Manos: The Hands of Fate



Mitchell



Space Mutiny



The Final Sacrifice (MST3K edition)

Nukie.

That movie can go it self. I want it dead.

Any of the MST3K movies. My favorites are Manos: The Hands of Fate (already been mentioned twice), Mitchell (Joe Don Baker went to my college), and Boggy Creek 2. I saw Troll 2 semi-recently. Has anyone mentioned The Room yet? If you've seen it then you know, or should know, what the term "cottage cheese ass" means. I recently watched Cage's Vampire's Kiss. Unbelievably awesome for a Cage fan. Another Cage movie that I thought was one of the worst movies I've seen in the theater is Season of the Witch (shameless plug: you can read my review on it in my movie reviews thread).

The Room (my friends and I think this guy is the best guy in the movie now)


Boggy Creek II


Vampire's Kiss

Also Birdemic (2008) looks pretty funny:

Transformers 1 and 2. Because they're two and a half hour long sci fi action movies where the sci fi action is both incoherent and plays a secondary role to human characters so annoying they make Jar Jar Binks tolerable in comparison.
The Last Mimsy. Kids' movie about a time traveling stuffed rabbit that collects DNA from children's tears. I know that kids' movies usually suck anyways, but this one most likely wouldn't even fulfill its goal of entertaining small children-its boring, slow, long, and preachy.

Speaking of unintentionally funny movies, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is perhaps the most unintentionally funny movie I've ever seen.

I like how the Indians can drift on horses. And jump with tractors.