Eurovision!

Eurovision is soon and my country has voted our contribution to this years competion (with 60% voters choosing it)

here it is:Til hamingju Ísland by Sylvía Nótt

Im very happy that we send this song because it´s really just a joke. By doing this were making the statement that Eurovision is just one big joke!

i mean does anyone take this damn competition seriusly?

No. Eurovision just sucks, not only because of the please don't circumvent the language filter music, but also because of the fact that countries like Portugal vote for Spain, Sweden for Norway, etc.

Originally Posted by Red Baron

No. Eurovision just sucks, not only because of the :wub: music, but also because of the fact that countries like Portugal vote for Spain, Sweden for Norway, etc.

Yes. If you look at the countries that contribute most (Britain, France, Spain, Germany) and the bottom four countries almost every time nowadays, you will see a mysterious limk...

Well Finland chose Lordi with the song Hard Rock Hallelujah.
Music video:
http://www.drakkar.de/files/lordi_ha...hallelujah.avi
Homepage:
http://www.lordi.org/


Edit: Forgot to mention. We gave up on sending some ugly gay men to sing there. So we sent these instead. Oh and there have been some complaints about these guys scaring young children.

This is probably the stupidest song i've ever heard i've translated it so there ara a lot of mistakes, but read it
It is representing Croatia

"JER JOŠ TRAVA NIJE NIKLA,
TAMO GDJE JE STALA MOJA ŠTIKLA,
DOĐI,DOĐI,HOP,HOP,
HAJDE PILE MOJE,
TIKA TAKA OKO POLA TRI,
ŠTIPNUT ĆEŠ ME DA SE NE VIDI,
ZNAM JA TAKVE KAO TI,
ĐAVOLI SU TVOJI KUMOVI,
ZVRC,ZVRC,TRAŽIT ĆEŠ MOJ BROJ,
KUC,KUC,KUCAJ NEKOJ DRUGOJ,
SOJČICE,DJEVOJČICE,DAJ OBUCI ČARAPICE,
OJDA DA,OJ DA DA,OJ DA DA DA,
SSSSSS SEX,
HOP,HOP,MRK,MRK ,
ŠIC,ŠIC,BJEŽI NEKOJ DRUGOJ,
CUPA,CUPA,ZUMBA,ZUMBA,
SIJENO,SLAMA,SIR,SALAMA,
CIKLA NIKLA,CIKLA RIKLA,
AFRIKA,PAPRIKA,
ZLATAN PRSTEN TANKI BRČIĆI.....


Because the grass hasen't grown
There were my shoe stomped
Come, come, hop, hop
Come on my little chicken
Tik tak around half past three it is
Tickle me so that it isn't visible
I know the likes of you
Devils are your best men
zvrc, zvrc you'l ask me for my phone number
nock, nock to someone else
sojce(?)girls, put on your socks
o yes o yes
ssss sex
HOP,HOP,MRK,MRK ,
ŠIC,ŠIC run to someone else
CUPA,CUPA,ZUMBA,ZUMBA,
wheat, salami, chese, salami
CIKLA NIKLA,CIKLA RIKLA,(????)
AFRIKA,PAPRIKA,
golden ring thin moustache

there are two things good about the Eurovision song contests (on british tv): Terry Wogan's hilarious commentry and the ridiculous voting
apart from that it completely sucks... another funny thing is that France is the only country that has pride enough to not speak in English and they always come near the bottom with us

GMM

Originally Posted by StarDreamer

Well Finland chose Lordi with the song Hard Rock Hallelujah.
Music video:
http://www.drakkar.de/files/lordi_ha...hallelujah.avi
Homepage:
http://www.lordi.org/

Now that is what I call a eurovision song
If there are more bands like that then I might actually give a damn.
The swedish eurovision song isn't decided yet but among the songs that are gonna battle it out in the final is a metal song too.
I hope they win.

Originally Posted by TB666

Now that is what I call a eurovision song
If there are more bands like that then I might actually give a damn.
The swedish eurovision song isn't decided yet but among the songs that are gonna battle it out in the final is a metal song too.
I hope they win.

Yeah always makes it worth watching, but I would hope to get commentary from the britts or something. Everytime I've lost myself for a short while close to the tv I got bored by boring factinspired commentary. Nothing funny at all.

Hehe, I also find a nice signature pic in the lordi's forum:
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2935/banlordie0fo.jpg

Originally Posted by StarDreamer

Well Finland chose Lordi with the song Hard Rock Hallelujah.
Music video:
http://www.drakkar.de/files/lordi_ha...hallelujah.avi

Oh sweet, I hope Finland wins. First Eurovision song I've heard which wasn't total crap.

Originally Posted by StarDreamer

Well Finland chose Lordi with the song Hard Rock Hallelujah.
Music video:
http://www.drakkar.de/files/lordi_ha...hallelujah.avi
Homepage:
http://www.lordi.org/


Edit: Forgot to mention. We gave up on sending some ugly gay men to sing there. So we sent these instead. Oh and there have been some complaints about these guys scaring young children.

They're actually OK!

Macedonia: From the size of her....voice, I can see that she has a big future in front of her.
Romania: I can see that the gay scene is most definitely alive and thriving in Romania. *Ducks*!

Lithuania: We Are the Winners. No you're not.

Merged double post-Valus

With the proliferation of countries in the Balkans who now take part - it is very difficult for other 'big' nations to win now. I include Ireland in this, as they are the most successful, I think. The songs are immaterial now. The voting, however, is hilarious and the highlight of the show.

Indeed everybody votes for their damn neighbours. And i like it that way.

Originally Posted by imb39

With the proliferation of countries in the Balkans who now take part - it is very difficult for other 'big' nations to win now. I include Ireland in this, as they are the most successful, I think. The songs are immaterial now. The voting, however, is hilarious and the highlight of the show.

Indeed. That's about the only thing I really anticipate in the show. :laughing:

The UK one is absolutely terrible.... its painful to listen to.

Its basically some children singing about what teachers do. At least we have a good reason to come bottom of the table now

i hate Eurovision cause in Greece some s#$%heads present like the night of the Oscar prizes!

What the... who the hell are... wha-? What's Wogan going to say about this?

The end times are coming, friends.

The only good thing about Eurovision is (In Norway) the commentary guys hilarous (and rude) comments

Belgian song: http://exodus.interoutemediaservices...elivery=stream

Funny thing is that at the moment Belle Perez ( with her song for Eurosong, unfortunately she didn't win ) is number 1 in the charts, while Kate Ryan is somewhere around 14 I think

Originally Posted by Goscinio

Belgian song: http://exodus.interoutemediaservices...elivery=stream

Omg! How awfully tasteless! I never heard it 'till now, and ...hopefully I will never hear it again.