OCTOBER 21 NEW END OF DAYS PREDICTION BY CAMPING

[Pharoah]

What it say's on the title

[Vanoi]

We will have to wait to see. Personally i think its a zombie apocolaypse. Why? Look at the CDC. They have recently made guidelands for what to do in a zombie attack. Maybe they are hinting at something? Anyways i will be getting physically fit this summer because as you know, its that fatties that went first in zombieland. So i have to be a good shape to be able to run away from hordes of zombies. Some target practice wouldn't hurt either.

[HunterKYA]

These religious zealots need to stop pretending they can predict the future. They predicted the Rapture last Saturday, and look how things turned out... sunshine, rainbows, and no second coming of Jesus. Ahh shucks fanatics, hate to burst your bubble.

And you know they've got a group of people in a super secret room somewhere, just picking random dates out of a hat and saying, "That's it. That's when the world will end!" or "The Second Coming will be on this day!"

They'll have about as much luck predicting the future, as I will of becoming an astronaut. Which is to say, not very good.

[basics]

" These religious zealots need to stop pretending they can predict the future. They predicted the Rapture last Saturday, and look how things turned out... sunshine, rainbows, and no second coming of Jesus. Ahh shucks fanatics, hate to burst your bubble. "

HunterKYA,

Come on, " they " didn't do anything. It was one tired old man who thought he had the knowledge and he was wrong for the reasons I posted earlier. If there were people who believed him they must feel pretty foolish right now, nonetheless they are not the first nor will they be the last I suspect.

Jesus Christ will return when all is in the order laid down by Scripture and on that very day those Christians still on the planet will not know the exact time of their relief if only because He will appear when the world does not expect it, having already accepted the man of sin to be Jesus. Since that as not yet happened how can the end be?

[Fight!]

Is it bad that I would enjoy and exploit the genocide of my fellow humans by zombies?

Nevertheless, I doubt it will be a true "end of days".

[Gaidin]

[(s)AINT]

The Bible: What a contradicting little book.

[sdjenkyn]

The Bible: What a contradicting little book.

Cept the rapture is a relatively recent hallucination of the Evangelical church. They almost make the Mormons look legit

[Col. Tartleton]

How do you know we haven't all been raptured?

I feel absolutely radiant.

[SonOfOdin]

What's funny is that, although a lot of Christians are laughing at these people who came up with the whole May 21st story, all true Christians actually believe that Jesus WILL come back someday and the rapture will happen eventually. So, they're laughing at these people, not because they believe that a mythical invisible father that is a father and a son at the same time will come down on earth and create a huge hole in the ground leading to the earth's core and all bad people will be shoved into it, but because they got the date wrong.

It's a bit ironic from my atheist viewpoint...

[Babur]

What's funny is that, although a lot of Christians are laughing at these people who came up with the whole May 21st story, all true Christians actually believe that Jesus WILL come back someday and the rapture will happen eventually. So, they're laughing at these people, not because they believe that a mythical invisible father that is a father and a son at the same time will come down on earth and create a huge hole in the ground leading to the earth's core and all bad people will be shoved into it, but because they got the date wrong.

It's a bit ironic from my atheist viewpoint...

will brown people like myself be saved?

[NONOPUST]

will brown people like myself be saved?

Heathen!

[Babur]

Heathen!

, cos Jesus was white amirite?

Dunno what Jesus' policy towards brown people is. If God/Jesus' policy towards brown people is as bad as the United State's policy towards brown people is(George Carlin reference here, yes), your chances aren't looking good.
Go ask a priest, he'll have the answer.

Salvation is only for the White Man

[NONOPUST]

, cos Jesus was white amirite?

Of course! As white as snow

[SonOfOdin]

Salvation is only for the White Man

You know why?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[SonOfOdin]

will brown people like myself be saved?

Dunno what Jesus' policy towards brown people is. If God/Jesus' policy towards brown people is as bad as the United State's policy towards brown people is(George Carlin reference here, yes), your chances aren't looking good.
Go ask a priest, he'll have the answer.

[Hilarion]

What's funny is that, although a lot of Christians are laughing at these people who came up with the whole May 21st story, all true Christians actually believe that Jesus WILL come back someday and the rapture will happen eventually. So, they're laughing at these people, not because they believe that a mythical invisible father that is a father and a son at the same time will come down on earth and create a huge hole in the ground leading to the earth's core and all bad people will be shoved into it, but because they got the date wrong.

It's a bit ironic from my atheist viewpoint...

Nope. Most Christians and official denominations don't support the Rapture theory. It is an Evangelical interpretation originating in the 17th/18th century.

[SonOfOdin]

Nope. Most Christians and official denominations don't support the Rapture theory. It is an Evangelical interpretation originating in the 17th/18th century.

I thought it was basic Christian belief that eventually all people will be judged at the end of the world, and Jesus will walk the Earth once more.
That's what they thought us in Christian Doctrine here.(it's basically a Maltese religious "school" that teaches children Christian stuff, and 99% of Maltese boys/girls are forced to go there...yes including me when I was younger)

[Hilarion]

I thought it was basic Catholic belief that eventually all people will be judged at the end of the world, and Jesus will walk the Earth once more.
That's what they thought us in Christian Doctrine here.(it's basically a Maltese religious "school" that teaches children Christian stuff, and 99% of Maltese boys/girls are forced to go there...yes including me when I was younger)

Yes, but not the Rapture which Camping and his followers were specifically advocating.

In Christian eschatology, the Rapture is a reference to the being caught up referred to in the Biblical passage 1 Thess 4:17, when in the End Times the Christians of the world will be gathered together in the air to meet Jesus Christ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

[SonOfOdin]

Yes, but not the Rapture which Camping and his followers were specifically advocating.

Ah yes, I agree that what Camping and his followers are hoping for(why would anyone hope for the end of the world anyway?) and campaigning about isn't really what most Christians believe will happen in their version of the rapture.

Come to think of it, do Muslims have their own version of a rapture?