[Baldurs Gate Tutu AAR]How not to play with Tutu's

[StealthEvo]

Yes. Install all the games. Then patch them. Then install tutu, then Unfinished Business for baldurs gate 1 (into the Tutu directory)

[Pinkie Pie]

I will hopefully get it tomorrow.

[Detective Mittens]

Don't forget to do a full installation of all things and update patch Throne of Bhaal (it's all on the tutu installation guide).

[Pinkie Pie]

OK, I couldnt find it in any shops so I ordered it, should get it before the weekend.

[Pinkie Pie]

Guess whats sitting in front of me
Thats right, its Baldurs Gate.
WOHOOOOOO

several questions
1: how do i know what version i have?
2: where can i get the patches (the update button isnt working)
3: where can i find the tutu mod and the unfinished business mod

[UrbanSamurai]

Done and done! Downloaded and installed BG2, ToB and Tutu (will update ASAP) in the hope that I can join in on your amazing adventure! (also signed up on TWcenter to be able to post this post!)

[StealthEvo]

Wait, what. Who is this...

[Detective Mittens]

Wait, what. Who is this...

I feel a series of challenges coming on

[StealthEvo]

Totally

[UrbanSamurai]

Well, I've been a lurker on TWcenter forever, and your Challenge Accepted is one of my favourite AARs here... So, uhm, if I could also join the BG game and be part of the action, that'd be great

My skills include: Fainting at the wrong times, friendly fire and cheerleading.

[Pinkie Pie]

Pffft, my skills involve running around, getting in the way and screaming that im either on fire, melting or both.

[StealthEvo]

No. We mean. Real Challenges. Dont worry we'll keep you all posted. All you guys gotta do for the momento is get Tutu running (then unfinished business as well so we iz all running the same version) then we can run connectivity shizzle.

[Thracius]

Ah it's good to see this game again. I was never good at it, but it was fun

[StealthEvo]

Next Update will be a two parter. Due to the overdose on Lulz.

[The Stig]

Yay!

[Thracius]

Patiently waiting

[StealthEvo]

We took over 150 screenshots for this update. (Long sesh) these things take time brah especially since I work 6 out of 7 days a week. Although Challenge Accepted has had an update

[The Stig]

going there...

[StealthEvo]

Day 4: "Jesus saves versus Death."
Tune of the day; Blackmill Feat Veela- Let it be

Warning: This is an awesome update. Contains over 100 pieces of Awesome in one update. Read at your own risk

Lessons Learnt:

Taking quests from young blond boys to save their beloved dog is harder said then done.
Sometimes the simplest quests can be so difficult.
Never fight people wearing red.

Once more our hero's rejoin the action!

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Saying it like it is.

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After our adventures in the CARNIVAAAL where Steve got high and killed a cat we decided we needed to Detox him. None of us had a cure aid's spell to hand.

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Why do people always want to start fights they have no hope of winning.

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We decided to play the cool card and convince him that we meant no harm.

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A quick vote was tallied as to how we were going to save this town.

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However being the Dictator in a Democratic Dictatorship has it's marked disadvantages

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Powerful magics. Hold Person is capable of reducing the party to 10% of it's full power. Even at a full strength party. However despite being held, sub vocal telepathic communication is still possible.

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Coming to the shocking awareness that they are held having been hit by the same spell twice our Hero's are in dire peril

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Speechless. The best lesbian fight ever. With Magically appriopriate sex jokes.

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While communication breaks down Shard gets more loot.

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Steve doesn't understand the concept of a market economy

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In all fairness he does look like all the other guards. So the ambush was legit. However Shards surprise was significant

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Mittens sucks at Roleplaying. No one died.

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Shard however comes up with a plan to sate his rampart bloodlust and carnal lust. Steve seems slightly phychic at the moment.

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DEEEEEE-NIED!!!!!! Which was fortunate. That would have been a powerful spell.

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An argument on Morals and Ethics within the gaming world and how the all encompassing factor that is Alignment cannot be used to explain every act of murder. I was nice and didn't mention his cat murder.

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They did indeed win.

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Until Shard died.

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Not a was given

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Perhaps the most powerful NPC you can have joining your party. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT MINSC AND HIS HAMSTER BOO! Hence why we saved.

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Things are getting sexy.

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Wut...HE DOES NOT WANT TO JOIN FORCES. THE STRONGEST MALE LEAD IS REFUSING TO JOIN THE PARTY OF SEXY AWESOME!!!

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So instead we recruit some random mage.

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Ganked.

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ed him up. You either roll with us. Or you dead brah. DEAD TO ME

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Finally some agreement. For those who don't know/care/bother to read and just read the pictures. Colour spray is like date rape drugging someone. But with colours!

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Held and only two damage. Thank god for protection.

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For not actually doing anything in that fight and almost dying the truth was shouted.

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Somethang fishy is happening.

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Some confusion over travel directions.

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Breaking the fourth wall. Once wall at a time.

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Mittens is ing wrong.

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Proved.

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I should explain this situation further. Shard needed money. Shard said he was an awesome bounty hunter with a off powerful sword ironically named Greywolf. Which brings us to the present. 's about to hit the fan.

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Graywolf is too strong for standard rohypnol!!! OH NOEZ!!!! But jaheria however.

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Once again Shard rises to the occasion. And points out the blatently obvious. Colour spray did indeed work.

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Aparrently giving our reptuation gives fatal heart attacks a 100% chance of happening.

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Who let the dogs out. AWWWWW YEEEEEEEAH!

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Kill stealing has never been so sexy.

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The deets on the sword.

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Without the sword.

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With the sword!!!!

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Shoppin.

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Still talking about his 'wand'

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Steve clearly has favourites. Gives the better armour to some bird we can rez. Instead of the protagonist. He needs to remember this a team game.

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Shard missing the point.

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Pointing out that the 12 rolled in intelligence is clearly paying off

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Our hero's seem lost...Having taken a quest to find a dog (forgot to screenshot it) they search long and hard.

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However some people are easily distracted.

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Simultaneous sneezes best buff in the game. That we can cast at present.

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Someone with less eloquence then Shard and Mittens combined....This could be trouble

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We won. We got more rep and the dryad got a heart attack. Instead we get to see some cleavage.

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That wasn't the dog by the way. Instead we line up for an orgy.

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Thanks to our protection we survived and looted the dead bodies.

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I finally let Mittens know that his precious wand was infact not sold. Hours of constant does that to a man.

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Steve's wife died. Imoen got a level up! Much rejoicing was had.

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Mm.....

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Something fisheh fisheh is happening so I try and experiment and almost one shot jaheria with the Wand. It's a frost wand by the way. One shotting them perma kills them.

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Yet back to full health...Mittens is in trouble. He's remembered that Baldurs Gate is the only game where cheating evens the odds by a mere 2% and he's using that since his wife ran out of cure to light wounds. I gave him a stern warning

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We hadn't saved in 6 hours and Soloing two winter wolves with the protagonist seemed the smart thing to do.

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Our hero's come to the unfortunate realisation that they have just wasted several hours exploring every inch of a map with no dog in it.

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Discussing mechanics of Spells. Unlike in other rpg's where you have 'mana' Baldurs Gate uses the real system that once you cast a spell you forget how to cast it again (unless you stack them in your memory bank) until you sleep undisturbed for 8 hours. This doesn't stack so you can't sleep for 16 and cast twice as many spells. So realistic!

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Shard needs healin!

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We died again. Thank god for Auto Save. But died to what...

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ing bears!

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The only reason why this screenshot is because Steve is trying to mount the bear and ride it like a Horse. So much fail.

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Metagaming for the win. The bear wanted to rape our mage. So I ran him around in circles. The bear didn't work out my plan.

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How G's talk in the Forgotten Realms. Like the English.

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You may have seen a similar icon on jaheria's Portrait. Thats right. She got colour sprayed again. Mittens seems to think I wasn't aiming at Steve's wife. He was wrong. I was.

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Oh hellz no! They be ing starting. Fastest dart thrower. More like fastest omg i'm dead thrower.

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Turns out he was really fast....

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Summoning his inner mage.

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Should being the word of the day.

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We got ambushed.

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We bump into a familar face! (offscreen)

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Mittens clearly doesn't know whats gwarnning

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These things breed like rabbits.

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Making camp!

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Collective memories bring back nightmares about this encounter from years gone by and both of us realising that perhaps we might be under prepared for this fight.

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One shotted.

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Mittens decided he was going to be a pretend archer with a sling for that battle. Results were everyone dead. Him after the mage.

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OH NOEZ VICIOUS PLOT DEVICE

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Fighting the Cave bears again...

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My aim be true once more. God I love colour spray.

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The bears once again focussing soley on the mage. Allowing for maximum pwnage.

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A new type of walking rat. This one is armed with a bow.

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Here we go again!

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One shotting with the wand destroys the guy with the phat lewt and the phat lewt. Debate ensures.

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An eventful conclusion.

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Skeletons were tough, now they have bows. Minecraft clearly plagerised from this game.

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Shard is now ready for WAR!

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Stating the obvious.

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We found the dog. Except thats a tame dire wolf....Thats a hardcore kiddie.

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Planning hardcore style.

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We almost didnt

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Apparently rescuing a dog turns children into a high level demons from the Tormented Planes and the nine levels of hell. AWESOME!!!!

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Shard was so excited he forgot to talk.

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Despite Steve crowing how strong his character is. He gets one shotted by a weak ass mage.

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Steve's journal-What a whiner.

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[The Stig]

The first five images are Red Xs!
EDIT: And the 7th pic and 9-12
2nd Edit: And 14, 16-18, 20-24, 26, 28, 29, and 31-34.