May 21st 2011 = Apocalypse

**Lord de Lyonesse** · May 10, 2011, 03:09 PM

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

The world will apparently end this month, not 2012...

**Psychonaut** · May 10, 2011, 03:41 PM

Ruh roh. I have work that day

Should be... fun.

**Heathen Hammer** · May 14, 2011, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Abbath Doom Occulta

Ruh roh. I have work that day

Should be... fun.

Noooo, Marduk concert is on 30th and I already bought the ticket.

**~~Tyler_the_Great~~** · May 10, 2011, 03:50 PM

Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Clearly this man does not read the bible....

**MathiasOfAthens** · May 10, 2011, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Tyler_the_Great

Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Clearly this man does not read the bible....

Evangelicals are a different bunch who dont really follow the bible... they interpret their rapture mythology from some 17th century book I think... nothing with any historical basis in Jesus time really. In fact I think the original Rapture story referred to the Jews and Rome and it already occurred.

Originally Posted by Lord de Lyonesse

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

The world will apparently end this month, not 2012...

Mr Camping's argument has convinced Adam Larsen, 32, from Kansas. He is among scores of "ambassadors" who have quit their jobs to drive around America in Family Radio vehicles warning of the impending apocalypse. "My favourite pastime is raccoon hunting," Mr Larsen told CNN. "I've had to give that up. But this task is far more important."

ing idiots.

**Tom Crooze** · May 10, 2011, 05:16 PM

Made a topic a long time ago. I believe it is

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**Hilarion** · May 10, 2011, 05:38 PM

After 70 years of studying the Bible, he claims to have developed a system that uses mathematics to interpret prophesies hidden in it. He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.

What?! This guy is a lunatic.

**Tom Crooze** · May 10, 2011, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Viscount Bolingbroke

What?! This guy is a lunatic.

How bored would you have had to be to do that?

**Hilarion** · May 10, 2011, 05:43 PM

It'll be interesting to see the loonies' reactions when May 21st passes.

**Gordon Freynman** · May 10, 2011, 05:46 PM

These people need to be put in insane asylums.

Originally Posted by Viscount Bolingbroke

It'll be interesting to see the loonies' reactions when May 21st passes.

I'm sure there will be some "error" that will magically appear in his calculation.

**Manco** · May 10, 2011, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Viscount Bolingbroke

What?! This guy is a lunatic.

funny thing is that he starts with a wrong number.
Either Jesus was born in year 1 (there's no year 0 for some reason) and then died 33 years later in 34AD (not 33AD).
Or he was born either a few years before or after 1AD depending on which census you agree they had to go to Betlehem for, in which case it's not even close to 33AD.

**Oberbefehlshaber** · May 15, 2011, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Viscount Bolingbroke

What?! This guy is a lunatic.

As are all people who take religion very seriously. Its an inherent psychological disorder that plagues humans.

**CamilleBonparte** · May 15, 2011, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Oberbefehlshaber

As are all people who take religion very seriously. Its an inherent psychological disorder that plagues humans.

Classic Atheist logic, "anyone who disagrees with me is indoctrinated/mentally ill!".

**Tom Crooze** · May 10, 2011, 07:39 PM

Who knows, I could exploit this scare and

a bunch of chicks. Same with 2012. I've gotta prepare the Hot Chocolate CD's and condoms.

**Vagn** · May 10, 2011, 07:56 PM

He's messed up his calculation the 21st is actually 722514.5 days since the date he gives for the crucifixion, so the apocalypse was on the 7th May apparently. Ah well, it mustn't have happened.

Originally Posted by PeasentsSuck

Who knows, I could exploit this scare and

a bunch of chicks. Same with 2012. I've gotta prepare the Hot Chocolate CD's and condoms.

Pepsi has already beaten you to it...

**Tom Crooze** · May 10, 2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Vagn

He's messed up his calculation the 21st is actually 722514.5 days since the date he gives for the crucifixion, so the apocalypse was on the 7th May apparently. Ah well, it mustn't have happened.

Pepsi has already beaten you to it...

Oh, those douches at Pepsi. But hey, at least I admit that I'd be one.

And, if it does end, I get a chance to use this song.