The word story!

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quadrillion

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seconds

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seconds,

worse ...

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than

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manure

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from

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bulls

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with

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diarrhea

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, gonorrhea

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and

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severe

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hemorrhoids.

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What the was the sentence, I totally lost the story
I

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have

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a

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Little recap:

"Do I have a banana in my cornhole when my butt is being opened by Cahoma wielding a big round thing which has a pointy stick attached to the back of the round thing?
Then my sister's boyfriend shot my ass with his big RPG-7, causing very substantial damage to my boyfriend's ballsack, which was already hanging like it was totally sucked empty by his sister and mother, who likes sucking on hard (things?) with her juicy lips.
My friend has a melon on his head but Cahoma has also got a cabbage in his nostril smelling like rotten urinals overflowing.
The smell of content staff no-life-noobie-noobies is the worst smell I have ever smelled in like a gazillion, quadrillion seconds, worse than manure from bulls with diarrhea, gonorrhea and severe hemorrhoids.
I have a ..."

problem

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with

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cleaning

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my