Lunch with CA

OK so I was a bit bored at work today – so thought I would go for a walk – as ive worked 20 years or so in the same location which is like 10 minute walk to CA – I thought I’d pop in and say hello – so anyway I asked if there were any part time jobs available for doing QA stuff. Serious I thought it would be fun. Anyway I got the feeling from the HR lady I was some sort of nutjob – which I can kinda understand. But she said for me to send in my CV but they arnt high paying positions etc etc. I even said I really not interested in the money thingy. Now even though I work in IT and have done for quite a while – I really just want to play and test TW games like shogun 2 and NTW – not anything else. So im not sure what to put in my CV to target a job to just play and test games like shogun2 and NTW. So im wondering if anyone here might have some good suggestions for me to include.

Here a few of my initial thoughts
1. Have my own elite gaming PC – check (Did notice all the CA guys looked have some pretty decent PC )
2. Pretty much play 24/7 when im not at work. – check (yes - I just ignore my kids and family)
3. I like dinosaurs – check (I hear the next tw game is on them – lol)
4. Im an elite player in a pretty good clan – Check (hoping my elite skills may earn me some stars with CA – lol)
5. I know pointman – check (hope that doesn't scary CA away)
6. Do my own TW battle replays on Youtube – check (damn not sure about this one would hate to get caught up in marketing)
7. I don't rage quit or Altf4 – check ( gota mean something important in life doesn't it)
8. Completed legendary campaign without autoresolving every battle – check
9. Got to 10 stars without playing any navel – check
10. Completed the I want a part time job with CA achievement on steam - check

So any other ideas please post here – and ill let you know how I get on when I send it in.

11. You're active on forums?

just tell em that u got lots of ideas on how to improve the game and that u could do a better job. also while i'm at it. when are u gonna come back and play ntw. surely u must be bored of shi.tgun already..

I don't know why they'd invite you in so you could complain or something

lol.. gl with it, will be a nice thing having a m8 on CA