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    Default The pope is an arse,

    Why does he have to call for ceasefire just when im winning the battles,like example:

    The HRE attacks me (Denmark) for no reason,i start to kick their ass and the pope sayz hell ban me from the church if i dont stop - WTH??? i didnt even started it! So the HRE got a nice 150000 for ceasefire because of the pope!

    P.S. - is there anyway to kill that bastard i know hes in Rome but Asasins always show little chance.

    P.S.S.S.S. - Has anyone noticed the names on random gravestones? every church in the town(can be seen in custom battle) has tombstones with names on them,i cant name some - forgot them,but you can check them out there nicely visible.(Just curious if there special or random names)


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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    How did you get 150000?

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by cenkiss View Post
    How did you get 150000?
    Cheat?


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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Marks View Post
    Cheat?
    Wow just stop playing now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dekazon View Post
    You gave 150k for an ceasefire?!

    As much as the AI is flawed in the game, I think you just earned yourself a deathwish.
    The AI asks for a % of your total treasury for actions. Like the pop wanted 23k for recomunication in my aar as I'm very, very rich. I rich because i know how to play the game however, unlike OP
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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    woah woah woah. What did you say about the Pope?




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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    never mind
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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Marks View Post

    The HRE attacks me (Denmark) for no reason,i start to kick their ass and the pope sayz hell ban me from the church if i dont stop - WTH??? i didnt even started it! So the HRE got a nice 150000 for ceasefire because of the pope!

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by SeizeVictus View Post
    I think you just earned yourself a deathwish. 。。。

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Marks View Post
    ...i didnt even started it! So the HRE got a nice 150000 for ceasefire because of the pope!
    You gave 150k for an ceasefire?!

    As much as the AI is flawed in the game, I think you just earned yourself a deathwish.
    Last edited by Dekazon; April 02, 2011 at 03:39 PM.

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Marks View Post
    P.S. - is there anyway to kill that bastard i know hes in Rome but Asasins always show little chance.
    Oh yes i can.With Master assassin i just had to find where is he(city in papal states) and own his holy ass.
    Funny thing is no1 had a clue who did it and i didnt get banned from the church.


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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    funny thing about this is you didn't even need to ask for a ceasefire. you just needed to not attack them for the turns he asked you to stop.

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by TWWolfe View Post
    funny thing about this is you didn't even need to ask for a ceasefire. you just needed to not attack them for the turns he asked you to stop.
    Yeah, you gave away a chunk of money just to please the Pope, but all you had to do was lay off on your attacks for a bit...

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    You could just get excommunicated, and if your king is crap, put him on a single boat and send it to attack a mighty pirate fleet.

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    cheating is really gay theres no point playing if ur going to cheat
    if u want a propa game try no cheating or reloading


    i hate cheating!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    If you cheat for money why do you even care about the pope?Just run over all europe.

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Marks View Post
    Why does he have to call for ceasefire just when im winning the battles,like example:

    The HRE attacks me (Denmark) for no reason,i start to kick their ass and the pope sayz hell ban me from the church if i dont stop - WTH??? i didnt even started it! So the HRE got a nice 150000 for ceasefire because of the pope!

    P.S. - is there anyway to kill that bastard i know hes in Rome but Asasins always show little chance.

    P.S.S.S.S. - Has anyone noticed the names on random gravestones? every church in the town(can be seen in custom battle) has tombstones with names on them,i cant name some - forgot them,but you can check them out there nicely visible.(Just curious if there special or random names)
    The best plan in such circumstances of the Pope sticking his nose in his to send a little fleet of boats round to little village called "Rome" and to mercilessly sack, rape and pillage.

    You can kill the pope by assassination but you really have to rely on him having no personal security ++'s to his/her name, and your assassin being the bees knees - full bar of espionage for them. If you're cheating anyway, you could simply build an assassin and give him a load of traits so he's some kind of sick super assassin. Then you're pretty much laughing.

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Nah with 150k you can train a full stack. March to Rome and punish the Pope himself! Kill him, sack Rome, destroy anything BUT the church!

    Next turn:
    The new Pope won't excommunicate you anymore. Just give him his Rome and the nice offer to become your vassal. If the Pope is your vassal. Everything will be fine

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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Why is no1 giving the grave names any attention? Thats kinda a secondary reason for this post,the pope can go to hell.


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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    Yep i add that the pope IS greedy,i keep a diplomat next to Rome and every 5 turns i toss him some moolah,He allways seems to think Denmark is an inspiration to all Christendom(max respec)


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    Default Re: The pope is an arse,

    "The pope is an arse"

    Well nothing really has changed in 1000 years.

    But op, you are right 110%, it's one of the reasons i don't play medievall much anymore. Everytime something happens the pope will blame you. (and only you)

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