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    Default Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter (April Fool's Joke)

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    That's right. After a long interior discussion within the team of the Great War mod, we reached the consensus that the daisy cutter, a fearsome weapon of mass destruction, would be implemented into the mod for version 5.0.


    How will it work?

    Due to the fact that we sadly cannot represent close air support, the daisy cutter will not be brought in by bombers. Instead, a unit of infantry, given at most twelve or sixteen men, will be allowed to use the daisy cutter as a special ability, not entirely unlike the grenades of some units in vanilla N:TW. These grenades, however, will have an immense range, and enable the unit to bring down daisy cutter shells on its enemies, obliderating hundreds of men each time the strike falls. The unit will also be given special capabilities such as the ability to hide while firing and walking, and have a substantial morale-weakening effect on enemy units.
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    Details.
    Being a relatively small unit with a low number of men, it will cost a generously inexpensive 15 gold, based on a new balance calculator made by the team. This will be counterbalanced by a difficulty in obtaining the unit; the entire technology tree must be researched before it can be recruited, and then only in disappearingly small amounts, with a recruitment limit of 20 units.

    From a balancing prespective, the Daisy Cutter Assault Infantry will be a powerful part of your arsenal. Our playtesters found it 'an absolutely amazing' and 'cool' unit, often scoring mind-blowing amounts of kills (sometimes in excess of 1,000 enemies) through the simple presence of one of these tools of destruction. Admittedly, this does not properly represent the true destructive potential of a Daisy Cutter, based on intricate and precise research, and the unit will be balanced so as to be more powerful prior to the release of 5.0.
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    Historical accuracy.
    One thing that always came to mind during our discussions regarding the implementation of the daisy cutter unit was the historical background. Thermobaric weapons on the same scale as today did not exist during, or even after, World War I. However, multiple mod developers claimed that the unit was so 'imperatively badass' that 'it simply has to be in'. We argued that the innovation and multiplayer 'fun' that the daisy cutter would bring completely outweighed its lack of historical ties, and it's now coming - in all its glory - for 5.0.
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    Cheers,
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    01/04/11
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    Total BS, great job. Maby think about getting it at least slightly realsitic and playable first before going for fantasy stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilipVonZietek View Post
    Total BS, great job. Maby think about getting it at least slightly realsitic and playable first before going for fantasy stuff.
    We have greatly gone over unit statistics and balancing, as well as mod stability, for 5.0, so it's about time we bring in some innovation and bring back the good old modding spirit that has so long characterized the Great War team.

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    Just a hint: look at your calendar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Adar View Post
    Russia have managed to weaponize the loneliest and saddest people on the internet by providing them with (sometimes barechested) father figures whom they can adhere to in order to justify their hatred for the current establishment and the society that rejects them.

    UNDER THE PROUD PATRONAGE OF ABBEWS
    According to this poll, 80%* of TGW fans agree that "The mod team is devilishly handsome" *as of 12/10

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    WOW! Simply amazing!!!! Unless it's a 1st April joke (which I doubt), you should UP it a bit, though, it seems it will be "da atomic bomb" of TGW!

    And the Preview Season started....this is perfection, can't wait for MOAR! +rep until then
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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    FilipVon GOT TOTALY OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMFAO

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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Can not wait for 5.0 now! <3 daisy cutters

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    Omfg got owned

    Although you could add a Paris Gun or something similar to this.
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    LOL at the reactions!

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    LMAO good one Aanker....You even got me fooled for a second there, I was thinking to myself, "I don't remember any conversation about this...."
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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    That's a beautiful weapon. Nice explosion. (This had dang well better not be an April fools joke.) Will we see some updates to the Highland units in the British faction? It's a tad annoying having all olive drab kilts, and no Glengarry bonnets on the Scottish soldiers.

    Edit: Ha ha very funny.
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    Will we see some updates to the Highland units in the British faction? It's a tad annoying having all olive drab kilts, and no Glengarry bonnets on the Scottish soldiers.
    We will, in 5.0, and this is no joke.
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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    Quote Originally Posted by RO Citizen View Post
    We will, in 5.0, and this is no joke.
    Nice. Thank you, and thank you to the rest of your team. Don't ignore the Scots!

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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    o.O april fools gift to 5.0, i must wait til tommorow to see whether it's a prank or not, but i'm guessing it isn't one from the picture. I can't wait to see the animation for it

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    Default Re: Weapon Preview: the Daisy Cutter

    Obviously this was an April fools joke, and will not be featuring in Version 5.0.

    However we do have much better things than this anyway..

    Cheers, The Great War Dev Team.

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