Whats the funniest thing you've heard your troops say?

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  1. DevrimJan's Avatar

    DevrimJan said:

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    Recently I was playing an mp battle as the british and I heard one of my soldiers say "Up yer bum" which made me lol so hard What's the funniest thing you've heard coming from your troops?
     
  2. cinco said:

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    i don't play as the english, so i can't understand anything they say. also the sound effects are insanely loud even at lowest setting so i tend to stay away from ground level.
     
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    Really most people can only understand what the British say, so this thread is going to get boring fast.

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    Asterix said:

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    i once heard a brit yell "I RULE!" i think he got shot a second later.
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    captcruch said:

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    The thing I've heard funnier in every total war (i know i'm a bit off topic) it's in the mod Call of Warhammer , when a big Chaos Warrior yell "VIVE LA FRANCE" i piss in my pants everytime .

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  6. Emilersej said:

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    "Sons of a motherless goat!"
    - Arabian militia, medieval 2 total war

    EDIT: And also my danish army on the campaign map in Darth Mod for Empire total war.
    He often said "All hands on deck, all hands on deck!" in swedish when attacking a settlement.
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    bwc153 said:

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    When my Artillery calls themselves a Revolutionary Guard.
     
  8. Pharoah said:

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    British INTO THE BREACH MEN Even when there was no star fort
     
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    Dave Strider said:

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    "Sir, Sir, can we fire now, SIR?"

    or

    "Sarge, don't let the men see you like this!"
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    Obadiah Hakeswill said:

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    I think all of these put together are nothing compared to the Medieval 2 generals' speeches. Snake indeed.
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    Sotericus said:

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    I can't refrain from laughing each time I hear soldiers asking in a frightened - theatrical voice : "Oh my God, where's his head?" - pretty gruesome, I would say.
    My all-time favorite is, however, one that you can hear only rarely : "The enemy ?!... Pfff!... There are many of them!". Last but not least, is the voice of some terrorized French grunt asking desperately: "Monsieur ... Monsieur ..." while my artillery is bombarding them .
     
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    dutch81 said:

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    "No looting!"

    A little later ...

    "OK two minutes of looting!"
     
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    oberst_ag said:

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    Det här är hans hjärna ta bort den från mig the swedes say oh this is his brain take it away from me in English.
    and an other swedish thing, kapten jag tror dom försöker döda oss, captin i think the are trying to kill oss.
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    Invictus XII said:

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    "Think of your wives in bed"
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    md1453 said:

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    "Sarge, are we gonna die?" as my dragoons were about to charge them. Timing was perfect; and indeed they did.