"official" you know you've played too much stw2 when

[vrgadin]

I was driving to work and spotted a 4 way "t" sign and thought "hmm I must be entering shimazu territory"

im pretty sure my wife is metsuke

[Paternus Britannicus]

When 3 days after release you have 47 hours clocked
Oh god what have I become.

[Dragooon]

When 3 days after release you have 47 hours clocked
Oh god what have I become.

I got 55 hours clocked, not to mention I have my exams on :O

[NDawg1]

When you tie a shopping bag to your back whilst riding your bike.

[Shiloh]

When you hold your kids at arms length with your left hand and play with your right. Don't you want to watch Toy Story again?

[TotalWarker]

you think you can hear the campaign music in the shower this morning...

[gord96]

when someone who works under me said something disrespectful i yelled "INSOLENCE!" and demanded he end his life with a pair of tin cutters.

[Erwin Rommel]

1.

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After a grueling hour long battle against your foes the Takeda, which again ended in stalemate, you deserved a big break with sake binge drinking.

2.

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Death poems have entered your thoughts. Making you think to make them when death is near

3.

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Names of your equals are ended by -dono, your superiors by -sama

4.

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you prefer to sit on folding stools now instead of chairs.

5.

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you attach a curtain to your back and mount a horse/motorcycle/open-top-vehicle trying to experiment how a Horo works.

6.

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You have not noticed that for 6 days now, you have a sashimono attached in your back. Its starting to smell too.

7.

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You habitually check your cup/glass/vessel-holding-liquid by smelling it if they smell funny.

8.

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There have been 6 Ninja assassination attempts you have ordered against your boss. Not much happened.

"He kept smelling at his sake."

9.

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For reasons unknown, you have bought a shamisen.

10.

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You are in constant denial in the self-realization of being a weaboo. I am exempt from that, I'm asian.

11.

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OUR MEN RUNNING FROM THE BATTLEFIELD! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

12.

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WE WAIT NO LONGER! DESTINY CALLS!

13.

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KAN JI ZAI BO SA GYO JIN HAN NYA HA RA MI TA JI SHO KEN



GO ON KAI KU DO IS SAI KU YAKU SHA RI SHI SHIKI FU I KU



KU FU I SHIKI SHIKI SOKU ZE KU KU SOKU ZE SHIKI JU SO GYO



SHIKI YAKU BU NYO ZE SHA RI SHI ZE SHO HO KU SO FU SHO



FU METSU FU KU FU JO FU ZO FU GEN ZE KO KU CHU MU



SHIKI MU JU SO GYO SHIKI MU GEN NI BI ZES SHIN NI MU



SHIKI SHO KO MI SOKU HO MU GEN KAI NAI SHI MU I SHIKI KAI



MU MU MYO YAKU MU MU MYO JIN NAI SHI MU RO SHI YAKU



MU RO SHI JIN MU KU SHU METSU DO MU CHI YAKU MU TOKU



I MU SHO TOK KO BO DAI SAT TA E HAN NYA HA RA MI TA KO



SHIN MU KE GE MU KE GE KO MU U KU FU ON RI IS SAI TEN



DO MU SO KU GYO NE HAN SAN ZE SHO BUTSU E HAN NYA HA



RA MI TA KO TOKU A NOKU TA RA SAM MYAKU SAM BO



DAI KO CHI HAN NYA HA RA MI TA ZE DAI JIN SHU ZE DAI MYO



SHU ZE MU JO SHU ZE MU TO TO SHU NO JO IS SAI KU SHIN


JITSU FU KO KO SETSU HAN NYA HA RA MI TA SHU SOKU SETSU



SHU WATSU GYA TEI GYA TEI HA RA GYA TEI HARA SO GYA



TEI BO JI SOWA KA HAN NYA SHIN GYO.

[waidizss]

When you are drawing maps of castles and how you are going to invade them on the walls of your room

[LEMONAIDS]

when your making love to your girlfriend and the advisor-geisha lady enters the top left part of your mind just before you climax.

[vyyye]

when your making love to your girlfriend and the advisor-geisha lady enters the top left part of your mind just before you climax.

You haven't played Total War enough if your first act in every new installment isn't turning off the advisor.

[Desertcavalier]

When you see a crowd of people, you imagine leading a cavalry charge that smashes them to pieces.

[c.ryo]

When you tie a shopping bag to your back whilst riding your bike.

made my day

[Altimis]

Hmmmm... looking for iron pipe and play Sword dance or Spear dance

Imagine myself dueling with someone else in my thought

[Dynamo11]

When you demand your girlfriend speak in Japanese accents and address you as "Master".

Result: A slapped face

[Mikelus Trento]

When you are doing some woohoo and at the magic moment you yell "BANZAI!"

[Death_Sheep]

You are standing in line at the store, and wondering wistfully how useful a bunch of warrior monks would be right now...

[jonny duck]

You can't see whats around the other side of the hill, so you attempt to spin the whole world round so you can see better.

[Gallus]

...when you fail your exam because you played Shogun2 when you should've studied.

[Diamat]

When you start cracking up in the middle of class because your Korean teacher said "what a shameful display" in response to a youtube video.