Mega's little corner store

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 18, 2011, 06:21 PM

Inspired by the Artists who post their wares in the POTW & graphic arts gallery's I thought I give it a try to. The hope is that other writers will follow suite and take pride in what they do.
Open your own little shop here in the lower forum and fill it full of tales..

Ode to Viking Prince

In the end,Together we form a oneness of Heart & a oness of Soul. That meger brought about through the exchange of the most simple of things: The inane,overt, stupidities of the day spewed forth with good humour during the wee hours of the night and before the daybreak of new dawns. These are the things I miss most from thee...

But never fear for ages from now, and in "Due time" we once again shall be together. During the space of that interregnam, know that my soul aches for thee and that that part of me shall be sated by no other. Hail to "The Sweetie" and may you both blossom from new found understandings.

The emotion that you eturnally crave from me that once eluded you, is now within your grasp. Reach out and share it with the Sweetie from now til for ever more.
Know with confidence the depth of my Love for thee and now I leave a small gift of emotion as conveyed by another....

For Your Entertainment

TotW 241 - A Stillness of Mind!

"In...Like Flyn.....For your Entertainment"........

Preface/Set Up

Your phone rings in the middle of the night. An indiscernible voice speaks: “There is a car waiting for you outside your house. Get inside. You don’t want to ignore this.” Your spouse rolls over, eyes squinting, and says, “Everything okay?”

What happens next?

“Everything okay?”

I grabbed a handful of Buttcheek and squeezed hard, Leaned in, and frenched deep imbued with a toxic level level of morning breath.
"Not really, but I got this one. You owe me big for your continued, undisturbed slumber. "
"I promise I'll pound you twice as hard in the morning". With that my partner of twelve years rolled back over and fell back to sleep.

Feet scuffling around to connect with my Bunny slippers, found traction, and I slowly rose to shuffle to the bathroom for a semi reinuvigerating 3am pee. Even though a guy, I mostly pee sitting down cuz well it's more effeminate, ladylike, and tends not to spray pee-mist every where like most stand up peers do. Now don't get me wrong, once I leave the house, it's all business, drill seargeant style, but at home I prefer to just be myself. So yeah...I'm the girl in the relationship, and as per the relationship manual, I'm dwarfed in size by my mate. Yeah... you don't have to worry bout me. I may be pettite in size but I make up for it with one hell of a Napoleonic complex. Very few people ever get the chance to

with me...{smiles sweetly}.

Head pounding, filled with "Brainsuck" I stare into the mirror to see if some sembalance of understanding about this thing could be had. Nope..well.

it! I'll just wing it.
Shuffulling out the bedroom door I grab Brian's tee shirt and throw it over me to serve as a night shirt. Yeah I ain't wearing undies either. Wake a

{a female dog} up at 3am and you get what you get.

Bunny slippers and night shirt clad, I stumble down the front walk and tumble into back seat of the jet black, mid 1980's Sedan de Ville. Peering into the darkened interior I clear my throat and ask... Could I have some water please? Almost instantly a plastic bottle of Avain shoots out of the darkness, and smacks me in the nose. "Thanks" and then the twist of a plastic cap is followed by the gurgling sound of 20oz, of 'breakfast on the run" beating a trail to my gullet.

"Ummm...can I ask what this is all...."

"Just sit there and shut up" come the instructions hurled at me from the front passengers seat.

"Yes Sir, thank you" With trained instinct I grabbed the light blanket that was neatly folded on the seat next to me and settled back into slumber, coaxed into Mopheus' arms by the rough scrapping sounds made by the air conditioning vents facing the back seat.

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The phone rings and Brian's hand claws through the darkness to quell it's ominous serenade.

"Hellloo???"

"It's Richardson Sir. The security team is following at a safe distance,what do you want us to do?"

"When they stop, set up a perimeter, and only move in on her signal. Remember...Only, at her signal.

"Oh ...and Richardson...."If one hair on her head comes to harm... You will hear your entire family screaming in agony at you from the depths of hell."

I'll see you at the office, and we'll do lunch as usual after you wrap this up. I made meatloaf, knowing your affinity for it.

"nite"

"Good night Sir"......{sound bites for for the dial tone, then the phone being replaced into the reciever"}
Having understood the menace in his employer's calm, serenity laden endorsement, Richardson proceeded with the task at hand.

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VOTE: TotW 95a: Looking into the future: Pork butt, Crockpot, kitty surprise.

Little poems to add to the inventory at Mega's little corner store.

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The Consilium de Civitate

We share the thrill and exhilaration of collective victory as well as the pain and anguish
of inescapable defeat. Even though at times we are susceptible to human frailties, united we surmount
all obstacles and tribulations.

We are the Consillium de Civitate....

We hold within us the wisdom and cognition to decide the fate of those who would ascend to nobility as well las those who
suffer acknowledged chasms into despair.We offer both compassion but also at times death by the sword.

We are the Consillium de Civitate...

We stand indisputably united in our cause to advise, council, and determine the outcome of events...

We are the Consillium de Civitate...

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The weight and torment of Mantle.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

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To all the Masters of Mental Manipulations:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Quotes by Me, nice that...

doreargenti 620x

In solemn respect I give the boatman his coin, and thus his due so that he may carry me onto greater worlds........

&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*

True Power....Is but an illusion, and "if" one is not careful,
it can receed just like the burning off the morning's mist.

1. Every dog has its day, and every flea on a dog a banquet.
2. To each their own, in their own way.
3. Walk a mile in the other man's maccason's and see what he sees. Perhaps he might not seem so worthless then.
4. Besos & Kisses from the one you woodst secretly desire, if courage had you in spades...{smiles}

****Toxic****

To be the possession of many...To be the prize...if you want to survive...you must be ....

Toxic.

Prsonal rndrings.....

.....

Study,study, study............confidence, confidence, confidence

So that you may build your world as you see fit.

Que Los Angles te protegen y te gui{ee}an.

Que duermas, Te Amo.....bla bla bla...........................

Te he echado, "La Bendicion"

ACM:acm 16May2011

Under Construction

**xHerzoGx De Bodemloze** · February 19, 2011, 03:12 AM

Great

some kind of graphics workshop or vid gallery for the writers

was just a question of time until somebody would come up with this awesome idea

and who else but mega could start it !

great stuff gonna rep as soon as possible

**T&D** · February 21, 2011, 09:50 AM

So only mega will have awards

**Beer Money** · February 21, 2011, 11:38 AM

I think this is being created because there is only so much room in the sig files, correct?

Mega, I didnt know you were 7 for 8 in TOTW! That is lethal!

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 23, 2011, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Beer Money

I think this is being created because there is only so much room in the sig files, correct?

Mega, I didnt know you were 7 for 8 in TOTW! That is lethal!

Yeah....that's it....

and more like 7 0f 200...

Originally Posted by Turambar and death

So only mega will have awards

Actually their are a bunch of folks a win or two away...

That reminds me I really need the up date the scoreboard here in a day or two...

**Radzeer** · February 26, 2011, 09:17 AM

Great idea, will follow soon! +rep

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · March 07, 2011, 07:33 PM

Updated with my remaining Scriptorium competition entries.

Warning: The 2nd and 3rd stories both have adult themes.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · March 24, 2011, 09:19 AM

No longer Applicable...

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · March 25, 2011, 08:52 AM

The weight and torment of Mantle.

Where once I was wild, young, and Free. Roaming the landscape just being me. I am now just another victim of the system. Tamed and spirit all but & mostly broken. Where Once passion & intensity burned like white hot flame. Now resides just glowing embers of what once was and might have been.

Tethered & lashed to the misil mast, I now truly just.....

"Exist to serve."

Where once I was wild, passionate and Free, now it's just straight up "Rated G" for me......

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · March 26, 2011, 01:15 PM

To all the Masters of Mental Manipulations:

For right now, the present & the current time being, please entreat me to the minute concession of....

No Master mental manipulations...
No Disingenuous extensions that arrive shortly after midnight and then dissipate with the burning off of the morning's mist...
No inane, disinteresting, mind numbing,cocktail party banter.

and finally, but not foever....

"LLevate bein levos tus mentiras y tus mind numbing cocktail party zoombies..."*

Thank you for your earnest & heartfelt attention, to this small, but precipitous request.

*Take with you far far away, your lies.....and your mind numbing cocktail party zombies.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · April 15, 2011, 08:34 PM

****Toxic****

To be the possession of many...To be the prize...if you want to survive...you must be ....

Toxic.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · April 16, 2011, 11:41 AM

No Longer applies..

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · April 18, 2011, 03:46 AM

I know that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate;
Those that I guard I Truly love;*

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* Not originally written by me. I just swapped out for the word "Truly". Original author to be credited when I find his name again.{he's a historic Author}

**Aodh Mor** · April 25, 2011, 10:58 AM

mega, add your totw 108 entry...

**Borissomeone** · April 27, 2011, 09:55 PM

Sir you are a fine writer + rep

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · May 14, 2011, 08:00 AM

True Power....Is but an illusion, and "if" one is not careful,
it can receed just like the burning off the morning's mist.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · May 15, 2011, 10:21 PM

The Consilium de Civitate

We share the thrill and exhilaration of collective victory as well as the pain and anguish
of inescapable defeat. Even though at times we are susceptible to human frailties, united we surmount
all obstacles and tribulations.

We are the Consillium de Civitate....

We hold within us the wisdom and cognition to decide the fate of those who would ascend to nobility as well las those who
suffer acknowledged chasms into despair.We offer both compassion but also at times death by the sword.

We are the Consillium de Civitate...

We stand indisputably united in our cause to advise, council, and determine the outcome of events...

We are the Consillium de Civitate...

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · May 16, 2011, 09:10 AM

Personal Renderings...

.....

Study,study, study............confidence, confidence, confidence

So that you may build your world as you see fit.

Que Los Angles te protegen y te gui{ee}an.

Que duermas, Te Amo.....bla bla bla...........................

Te he echado, "La Bendicion"

ACM:acm 16May2011

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · July 06, 2015, 08:39 AM

Ode to Viking Prince

In the end,Together we form a oneness of Heart & a oness of Soul. That meger brought about through the exchange of the most simple of things: The inane,overt, stupidities of the day spewed forth with good humour during the wee hours of the night and before the daybreak of new dawns. These are the things I miss most from thee...

But never fear for ages from now, and in "Due time" we once again shall be together. During the space of that interregnam, know that my soul aches for thee and that that part of me shall be sated by no other. Hail to "The Sweetie" and may you both blossom from new found understandings.

The emotion that you eturnally crave from me that once eluded you, is now within your grasp. Reach out and share it with the Sweetie from now til for ever more.
Know with confidence the depth of my Love for thee and now I leave a small gift of emotion as conveyed by another....

For Your Entertainment