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    Default You know you play too much TATW when....

    A fun thread idea in the SS and RSII forums (and probably many others i don't know about) that I'm going to start here...
    You know you play too much TATW when...(can't think of anything humourous so i'll leave the first one to someone else...)
    Quote Originally Posted by SirRobin View Post
    My point is that, while pastries are delicious, they are not a factor in deciding whether or not to start a rebellion against the lord of the realm.
    do leave your name if you give me rep. i may just return the favor. maybe.
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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    You think that Egypt is just going to get the Garrison Script and defeat the protesters.

    Groovy

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    When the body doen't flow enought blood to the leg on top of the table
    "you are soldiers of Gondor, no matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground!"

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    When my wife, who never plays the game, calls out from the other room, "I'm gonna stick you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toshach View Post
    When my wife, who never plays the game, calls out from the other room, "I'm gonna stick you!"
    OMG dude I'm rolling right now. Thanks so much for this. Haha + rep. Dude, you seriously made my day. Hell my week. Thanks again man. That was awesome.

    Groovy

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Toshach View Post
    When my wife, who never plays the game, calls out from the other room, "I'm gonna stick you!"
    Classic LMAO my wife has said stuff like that as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toshach View Post
    When my wife, who never plays the game, calls out from the other room, "I'm gonna stick you!"
    + rep! You made me laugh.

    Anyways, you know your playing too much TATW when you expect a garrison script in Vanilla.

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    You know youve played too much TATW when you see a bunch of people walking towards you and you begin to look around for terrain exploits and planing a flanking maneuvres

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toshach View Post
    When my wife, who never plays the game, calls out from the other room, "I'm gonna stick you!"
    This is so good.......no words! ........Walks away to get some paper towels to clean the coffee of his desk..... + rep

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ariaci View Post
    This is so good.......no words! ........Walks away to get some paper towels to clean the coffee of his desk..... + rep
    sure coffee
    Last edited by Lemoniser; February 15, 2011 at 04:19 AM.

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    ... when you have had Empire Total War on your computer for years, but haven't nearly touched it because you are still too busy playing this ancient M2TW crap.
    We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in: machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
    - Charlie Chaplin

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    1. When you dream about playing TATW in your sleep.
    2. When you spend two hours a day on TATW forums.

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    You know you play too much TATW when you have nightmares of being flanked by bloody trolls and orchs...

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    1. you call your colleagues "goblins"
    2. brace, when see a horse approaching
    3. say " is that what you want?" in a really weird voice
    4. call your wife Saruman, if she's wearing the white nightgown
    5. argue against "lame blitzing" in company strategy meetings
    6. call your sales reps "hobitsessssss"
    7. can't say what the capital of Lesotho is, but the route from Moria to Lake Evendim you know by heart

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    When your F5 key breaks after refreshing the TATW forum too many times...

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    When you pass a schoolexam and shout 'This is a heroic victory!'

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    When you find more time to game because you dumped your girlfriend for it

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Hero of the West View Post
    When you find more time to game because you dumped your girlfriend for it
    oh man that's sad

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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    1. When you see a white horse and suddenly cry "ShadowFax!"
    2. When someone makes you angry and you suddenly tell them "Am gonna stick you" in a really raspy and deep voice (lol did it today)
    3. When you see an old man with a really long white beard and call out "Gandalf!"
    4. When you have a somewhat small friend that says something somewhat idiotic and you tell him "Silence Gimli"
    5. When you have a very treasured object and someone asks you if they can use it and you say "Leave MY precious alone..."
    6. When someone tells you we are getting a TATW (trip around the world) and you tell them "Awesome! Is the new version out!?"
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    Default Re: You know you play too much TATW when....

    ... when you start thinking of Mūmakils as soon as anyone speaks in a middle-eastern accent.
    ... when your classmates shout out "trolls!" whilst on 4chan, and you start imagining how long they will last against that first, unstoppable charge.
    ... when you automatically start looking for trade routs and city shapes on real life maps.
    ... when you hear the music in the LOTR-movies and can barely hold yourself from laughing insanely because instead of epic views and the struggle of the Fellowship you start thinking of how puny your enemy looked when they mass routed half an hour ago.

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