A slightly morbid picture dubbing game

**xsithspawnx** · February 13, 2011, 02:42 AM

So, first of all, yes I know this is RSI and not RSII and these are the RSII forums, but I wanted to post this where people would respond and no one goes on the RSI boards anymore (plus I don't think you can do Rome vs. Rome battles in RSII custom battles IRC, correct me if I'm wrong).

Anyways, I decided I wanted to play a Roman civil war custom battle based on Pharsalus (though I opted to play on the flatlands rather than trying to pick a map to recreate the correct topography because I'm lazy). I decided to play as Caesar and subsequently gave myself a bit more experienced, but heavily outnumbered army. Between both armies there were probably about 6200 men to start the battle, and go figure it was an absolute bloodbath. After about 20 minutes of slaughter I had won the battle, but only about 100 of my men survived with a similar number of the enemy having successfully escaped. As I zoomed around the battlefield surveying thousands of corpses strewn about I saw my 70 or so remaining legionnaires standing in an orderly line amongst the corpses, and I wondered what they might be thinking or saying to each other had this been a real battle.

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So, tell me what you think these lucky survivors might be thinking or saying as they stand amidst their fallen brothers, friend and foe alike. It can be serious or it can be humorous, it doesn't matter. No real prize, though I'll probably rep those whose answers amuse me for the fun of it, but this is mainly just for kicks and giggles, so have at it.

**Bull3pr00f de Bodemloze** · February 13, 2011, 05:21 AM

"I see dead people."

**RebelCub** · February 13, 2011, 05:24 AM

"I hope ole baldy uses our dead brothers' wages to hire grave diggers because I for damn sure aren't digging them."

**Ferdiad** · February 13, 2011, 07:31 AM

"Ah, just like in school."

**Paedric** · February 13, 2011, 07:35 AM

plus I don't think you can do Rome vs. Rome battles in RSII custom battles IRC, correct me if I'm wrong)

I have to correct you then, the rebels have roman units.

**xsithspawnx** · February 13, 2011, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by Paedric

I have to correct you then, the rebels have roman units.

Good to know. Thanks for the info. Do they have any named/numbered legions?

**chaplain118** · February 13, 2011, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by xsithspawnx

Good to know. Thanks for the info. Do they have any named/numbered legions?

I think they do.

**Ferdiad** · February 13, 2011, 07:50 AM

I got another
"Wow...what happened last night?"

**Ybbon** · February 13, 2011, 08:38 AM

I don't care that Centurion Decimus is out there somewhere, legionnaire Septimus,
He told us to stay in formation and until he tells us otherwise, that's precisely what we're going to do!

**Bull3pr00f de Bodemloze** · February 13, 2011, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by ybbon66

I don't care that Centurion Decimus is out there somewhere, legionnaire Septimus,
He told us to stay in formation and until he tells us otherwise, that's precisely what we're going to do!

+ rep!

**Acheron** · February 26, 2011, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by ybbon66

I don't care that Centurion Decimus is out there somewhere, legionnaire Septimus,
He told us to stay in formation and until he tells us otherwise, that's precisely what we're going to do!

HAHA sounds like some thing out of R V B (Y)

**Asterix** · February 13, 2011, 10:15 AM

Boy, it stinks.

**chaplain118** · February 13, 2011, 05:49 PM

"Hey look buddy, I'm a legionnaire, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", because that falls under the purviews of your conundrum called philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance: How am I gonna stop some big mean mother-huber from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? Answer: use a sword. And if that don't work, use more swords."

**Chris Death** · February 13, 2011, 06:18 PM

"err - was that me?"

~S~ CD

**AspisPhalanx90** · February 13, 2011, 09:14 PM

"well.....looks like we'll be getting all the fun with the women in Rome tonight boys!"

**Blatta Optima Maxima** · February 13, 2011, 11:21 PM

"Finally - food!!"

**Cathedralsquares** · February 13, 2011, 11:44 PM

"Roman, its what's for dinner. Or it would be if our cooks weren't dead."

**Jean=A=Luc** · February 14, 2011, 12:09 AM

Legionary Pullo! What have you got to say for yourself?

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**naq** · February 14, 2011, 01:09 AM

"Why can I see only Roman corpses?"
"Because it's a civil war, mate".
"Where is Marcus Antivirus, our optio?"
"Eh... I think I accidentally stabbed him in the gut. They all wear the same, you know..."