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    Quote Originally Posted by Pious Agnost View Post
    An exposed dick with a leash on it is surprisingly noticable, really.
    yes we all know he leveled a Parisian city block with his penis.
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    I just... what is this I don't even.
    Strange Frenchies... why would... nevermind, it's too screwed up to bother understanding.
    What was the game called? Cock-hold? lololo

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    Chicken Run.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir Fred-nin View Post
    Or, you know, Napoleon.
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    I believe that the women wielded her leash so skillfully that she impaled a battalion of French cops on the mans penis. However, one of the policemen ate the penis, therefore rendering the couple defenseless.

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    this is what happens when you unleash the sperm troopers...
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    Napoleon wasn't french.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Zeke View Post
    Napoleon wasn't french.
    he was
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    May I suggest ya'll get back on topic. Talk about Napoleon's ethnicity in another thread, this thread is about a leashed penis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotYetRegistered View Post
    he was
    he was Corsican and descended from a medieval Ligurian Noble family, how the hell is he french?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederich Barbarossa View Post
    he was Corsican and descended from a medieval Ligurian Noble family, how the hell is he french?
    I think he means legally, but he is certainly not ethnic wise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederich Barbarossa View Post
    he was Corsican and descended from a medieval Ligurian Noble family, how the hell is he french?
    The fact that Corsica is and was part of France helps.

    He was as French as Wellington was British (being born in Dublin and all).

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    May I suggest ya'll get back on topic. Talk about Napoleon's ethnicity in another thread, this thread is about a leashed penis...
    "Muscovy", as its rulers have previously called it, is a sleeping giant, with age-old traditions and ways of doing things. Here, the feudal way of life has become so entrenched that the serfs are as tied to the land as cattle, and with almost as few rights. It is a vast, deeply conservative and religious country: Mother Russia and the Orthodox Church are the two pillars of national belief. The Tsar may be the father of his people, but by tradition and practice he is a stern parent. Ivan the Terrible was well named, and he has not been the only ruler with an iron will. Russia is the "Third Rome". The last bastion of Orthodox Christianity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Nicholas View Post
    May I suggest ya'll get back on topic. Talk about Napoleon's ethnicity in another thread, this thread is about a leashed penis...
    i dont know dear Saint Nicholas... this sounds weird coming from a mod...

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    Even just saying it sounds hilarious lol (penis-on-a-leash)

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    I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAING PENISES ON THESE MUTHAING LEASHES
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    I wish I could think of a baguette joke.

    This thread needs a baguette joke.

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    Default Re: French penis-leash couple arrested at shops

    I also heard that all British tourists in Paris were evacuated within 3 hours after first seeing the penis and the Americans are still trying to appease it .

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    I think that we should declare war on France before this trend spreads, and France is consumed by civil war between government forces and PLF (penis liberation front).

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    Luckily, a great number of american troops soon arrived and liberated the captured penis.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Default Re: French penis-leash couple arrested at shops

    Unfortunately, the captured penis switched sides and killed them all.

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