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    Default Birds falling from the Sky????

    I'm surprised no one has started a thread about this yet, but this is very strange, so there has been a string of events around the world of birds falling dead and fish dieing, very strange....

    The latest event is that 8,000 Turtle Doves have fallen from the sky in Italy

    The therorys range from a shift in the magnetic poles (which I think is the case) to acts of God lol

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ain-beaks.html

    Your thoughts????

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    they might be smacking into invisable alien spacecraft that are hovering over our planet in various locations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaketh View Post
    they might be smacking into invisable alien spacecraft that are hovering over our planet in various locations

    Ohhhh never thought of that, *Quick Must make a hat out of tinfoil*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaketh View Post
    they might be smacking into invisable alien spacecraft that are hovering over our planet in various locations
    when i first heard about 5000 birds falling from the sky, this the first thing that came into my mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Douchebag View Post
    when i first heard about 5000 birds falling from the sky, this the first thing that came into my mind.

    me to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raradir View Post
    The therorys range from a shift in the magnetic poles (which I think is the case) to acts of God lol

    Your thoughts????

    Thanx
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    Take a compass, look at it. I think it should be clear that we have not encountered any unexpected shifts in the magnetic poles.

    My guess is that they died from cold, stress and exhaustion, either that or poisoned berries.

    Release of toxic materials that are deadly enough to cause immediate death would have killed other things too so I do not think we can blame pollution.

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    Bird flu????

    The only thing that worries me here is the stream of experts constantly being wheeled out to explain that this is completely normal and happens all the time. This immediately makes me suspicious.
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    The most convincing theory proposed by the agencies and scientists confronted with those reports: "Birds and fish die in winter."

    The more elaborate details of the theory was: "Birds and fish die in winter but now every nutjob can report it on the internet."

    Seriously, they concluded the numbers are normal (aka the same amount of birds die over cold periods for years now) and at best a few bird species might not take kindly to our New Year tradition of shooting tons of gunpowder into the air aka they are blind at night and a loud noise and bright light might make them fly away in a panic crashing into stuff.

    Tons of fish died, too, mostly species which need a very specifc temperature spectrum of the water around them to survive.
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    The doves appear to have eaten vastly too much bird seed found at a site near where they started to die. It's also possible the seed was poisoned. The black birds revealed to have suffered multiple blunt force trauma which could've been caused by the concussive blasts of fireworks. The fish do that sort of thing a lot. Nothing about it strikes me as odd considering history, people just like to jump on the apocalypse bandwagon methinks.

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    Obviously signs of the coming apocalypse.

    On a serious note, to me the sudden outbreak of reports of these mass deaths mirrors the sudden outbreak of reports of large earthquakes that happened early last year. Its the morons in the media trying to make a big story out of nothing.



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    I think there was a similar phenomenon that occurred somewhere in the US the morning after New Years, where the town was covered dead birds. Scientists thought that the fireworks that night must have shocked the birds to death or something like that.

    For some odd reason it won't let me c/p the link.


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    All those bullets texans fire in the air all the time have to come down somewhere. (always blame texas).
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    Dead birds? Aliens are invading! Run for your lives!

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    Animal die offs are common.

    Reporting animal die offs is not common.

    Reporters feeding on the reports causing fear in the population is common.

    Reminds me of 'Shark attack Summer' of 2001 when in fact there were more attacks the year before, just not reported while every time someone saw a shark look at them it became a news story in 2001.
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    Well there was a time (I don't really remember if it was related to that news coverage) where great whites started attacking a lot of people off of the california coast (something like 11) which was unique because they didn't usually attack people there. Although they've disappeared again due to a pod of orcas who learned to flip them on their back to kill and eat them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elfdude View Post
    Well there was a time (I don't really remember if it was related to that news coverage) where great whites started attacking a lot of people off of the california coast (something like 11) which was unique because they didn't usually attack people there. Although they've disappeared again due to a pod of orcas who learned to flip them on their back to kill and eat them.
    Yes they do, attacks on surfers are common there.

    The Red Triangle is the colloquial name of a roughly triangle-shaped region off the coast of northern California, extending from Bodega Bay, north of San Francisco, out slightly beyond the Farallon Islands, and down to the Big Sur region, south of Monterey. The area has a very large population of marine mammals, such as elephant seals, harbor seals, sea otters, sea lions, and human divers and surfers, which are favored meals of great white sharks.[1] Around thirty-eight percent of recorded Great White Shark attacks on humans in the United States have occurred within the Red Triangle - eleven percent of the worldwide total.[2] The area encompasses the beaches of the heavily-populated San Francisco Bay Area, and many people enjoy surfing, windsurfing, swimming and diving in these waters[3]. With the ever increasing numbers of people entering the water, sightings and encounters with the elusive sharks are still extremely rare.[citation needed]
    The term "Red" in the name refers to color of the blood in the water, after a shark has made its attack.[citation needed]
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