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    I was playing as Spain and was fighting against France, and they had only one city left (which i was besieging) and they sendt a diplomat to me demanding that i should be an vassal, and give about 3 towns back.

    Anyone else gotten something stupid like this?
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    Hope is the last to die +rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norwegian_viking View Post
    I was playing as Spain and was fighting against France, and they had only one city left (which i was besieging) and they sendt a diplomat to me demanding that i should be an vassal, and give about 3 towns back.

    Anyone else gotten something stupid like this?
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    I was once at war with the Milanese as the French and they asked for about 3 or 4 towns when all they had left was Dijon and their offer was "accept or we will attack"

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    I find it slightly ridiculous you let Milan take Dijon in the first place. No offence, of course.
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    I think I remember HRE asking for about 10000 florins and map info for their map info... Along with a nice "Accept or we will attack"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norwegian_viking View Post
    I was playing as Spain and was fighting against France, and they had only one city left (which i was besieging) and they sendt a diplomat to me demanding that i should be an vassal, and give about 3 towns back.

    Anyone else gotten something stupid like this?

    Wait, isn´t that when you´re supposed to counter by demanding vassalage from them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverheart View Post
    Wait, isn´t that when you´re supposed to counter by demanding vassalage from them?
    Actually i tried, but they refused.
    So the French is no more
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    well, this happened in rtw, but I took every settlemetn expect one form seleucids, when I was besieging that they asked every single one of their settlements back and around 100000 denarii... guess how that turned out

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    Default Re: Most ridiculous proposal ever!

    I once had the Scots asking the most ridiculous proposal I have ever seen.
    Their demands: Please do not attack.
    Their offers: Accept or we will attack.

    So they are like: please don't attack or we will attack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DennisRoos View Post
    I once had the Scots asking the most ridiculous proposal I have ever seen.
    Their demands: Please do not attack.
    Their offers: Accept or we will attack.

    So they are like: please don't attack or we will attack?
    That's our way
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    Quote Originally Posted by DennisRoos View Post
    I once had the Scots asking the most ridiculous proposal I have ever seen.
    Their demands: Please do not attack.
    Their offers: Accept or we will attack.

    So they are like: please don't attack or we will attack?
    Loool so stupid. Didja screenshot that? Sounds awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Escuratii va bene View Post
    Loool so stupid. Didja screenshot that? Sounds awesome
    some faction has to do it atleast ones in a campaign

    Quote Originally Posted by SgtScooter View Post
    If you went to the Skyrim forums you'll see a lot posts about how it's somehow been watered down and hampered by money men making the decisions. Fact is, it's a great game and people still complain. It's the same thing as the TW franchise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DennisRoos View Post
    I once had the Scots asking the most ridiculous proposal I have ever seen.
    Their demands: Please do not attack.
    Their offers: Accept or we will attack.

    So they are like: please don't attack or we will attack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DennisRoos View Post
    I once had the Scots asking the most ridiculous proposal I have ever seen.
    Their demands: Please do not attack.
    Their offers: Accept or we will attack.

    So they are like: please don't attack or we will attack?
    this happens to me, aaaaaaaaaaall the time

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    Maybe the Islamic states could call a Jihad, but I'd think converting would do more bad than good. They will be between catholic countries with a different religion. Their people won't like to convert to Islam. And all this for an ally thousands of miles away? I don't think the Muslims could easily go to England for Jihad. If they could, they would have conquered Europe long ago.

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    Default Re: Most ridiculous proposal ever!

    Well I let the Milanese takeDijon because it was my first playthrough. Also, I once got an offer saying to give them 10000 florins and they had accept or we will attack as an offer

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