Whats the best speech you ever heard a general give? describe whatever he said as best as you can and what faction you where playing as and fighting against.
Vicarius
Best Speech you ever heard.
Whats the best speech you ever heard a general give? describe whatever he said as best as you can and what faction you where playing as and fighting against.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
Protector Domesticus
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I never heard any good speaches of those generals.....
Civis
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the pink elephants and pixies speech XD
Senator
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The one were the man is like, "No need for words, KILL THEM ALLL!!!!"Then oddly he goes into a speech. He was venetian. Sadly, i have only heard this once, and the man died on a wall of pikes later during the battle.
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Campidoctor
Re: Best Speech you ever heard.
I'd like to implement a simple speech into my game that all the generals use...
"Kill or be killed".
Libertus
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Rome, Julii I think "Kill them all"
Inspiration enough
Dux Limitis
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"And finally, in response to those-snake, snake, snakesnakesnakesnakesnakesnake SNAKE! SNAKE! OH DEAR GOD GET IT AWAY!" *cheers*
when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
but the union makes us strong.
quaeri, si sapis
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A Scottish general against an English army:
'Before you are nothing but a bunch of moon-faced zanies and English sheep!...' and some other stuff I can't remember. I'm not sure what a zany is, but I need to use it more often.
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."
Civis
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"And remember, they may have the Moon People on their side, but we have lovely hats. Those hats will shield us from their fearsome gaze!" *wild cheering*
Insane Generals are always the most fun.
"Make her a member of the midnight crew."
person man
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It's a tie between "God help us if my mother in law is on their side" and "SNAAAAAAAAKE!"
Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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Protector Domesticus
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Go go no re
Vids aren't mine but I've heard those/similar speeches
"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do." -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
In Soviet Russia you want Uncle Sam.
Decanus
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In second video, there is man who made speeches for Napoleon Total War too. I didnt notice him at start, but if you are hearing closely then you listen that it is him.But when he stops that child accent then you hear goodly that it is him. I like that man voice.Go go no re
Vids aren't mine but I've heard those/similar speeches
Foederatus
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The prince must be a fox... to recognize the traps and a lion to frighten the wolves
Miles
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OMG, I was wondering if I should get this game, and these speeches may have tipped the balance for me. I think the reference to the enemy as 'goat fondling ass-monkeys' did the trick!
person man
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Ah... So many memories...
...
Dammit, now I feel old!
Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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this thread begs the question "how do I get my generals to develop insane traits?"
Primicerius
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Drunken
Coward
Low dread/chivalry.
Fear not, crusader, Prester John will save you from the wrath of the Devil.
Libertus
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Really? I thought it was more dread + low piety
person man
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In my experience, it's high dread, low piety, and hilarious traits.
Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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Dux Limitis
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Arseweazles.
Peaceful agreement and government by consent are possible only on the basis of ideas common to all parties; and these ideas must spring from habit and from history. Once reason is introduced, every man, every class, every nation becomes a law unto itself; and the only right which reason understands is the right of the stronger. Reason formulates universal principles and is therefore intolerant: there can be only one rational society, one rational nation, ultimately one rational man. Decisions between rival reasons can be made only by force.
Cò am Fear am measg ant-sluaigh,
A mhaireas buan gu bràth?
Chan eil sinn uileadh ach air chuart,
Mar dhìthein buaile fàs,Bheir siantannan na bliadhna sìos,'S nach tog a' ghrian an àird.
Jajem ssoref is m'n korewE goochem mit e wenk, e nar mit e shtompWer niks is, hot kawsones
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