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  1. December 09, 2010, 01:14 PM #1
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    Ok guys, this may sound stupid but after I have seen the custom settlements I tought of King Kong to be better than Chuck Norris.

    So let's make some sentences about him like the ones about chuck norris

    King Kong have asked a time machine in exchange of his soul to the devil. He uses the machine to go into the future and take some materials for his mods. The Devil gave him his soul back (with a bunch of +rep) when he downloaded Third Age and Stainless Steel.

    Maybe this is weak lol, just continue yourself
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    hahaha oh jeez
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    Don't mess with Chuck Norris even if he is weaker than KK

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    KK. Nuff said.

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    King Kong roundhousekicked Chuck Norris lol
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    I heard Wikileaks is about to drop a bomb shell on King Kong. That he is actually a double agent from within CA, wanting to give people the real codes and a overall enjoyable game to the public

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    Thorolf was thus armed. Then Thorolf became so furious that he cast his shield on his back, and, grasping his halberd with both hands, bounded forward dealing cut and thrust on either side. Men sprang away from him both ways, but he slew many. Thus he cleared the way forward to earl Hring's standard, and then nothing could stop him. He slew the man who bore the earl's standard, and cut down the standard-pole. After that he lunged with his halberd at the earl's breast, driving it right through mail and body, so that it came out at the shoulders; and he lifted him up on the halberd over his head, and planted the butt-end in the ground. There on the weapon the earl breathed out his life in sight of all, both friends and foes. [...] 53, Egil's Saga
    I must tell you here of some amusing tricks the Comte d'Eu played on us. I had made a sort of house for myself in which my knights and I used to eat, sitting so as to get the light from the door, which, as it happened, faced the Comte d'Eu's quarters. The count, who was a very ingenious fellow, had rigged up a miniature ballistic machine with which he could throw stones into my tent. He would watch us as we were having our meal, adjust his machine to suit the length of our table, and then let fly at us, breaking our pots and glasses.
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    Chuck Norris learned everything he knows from King Kong, including the round house kick.
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    Ok guys let's continue this!

    King Kong went to bed with Chuck Norris' wife. Chuck Norris found them and he pretended not to see and went playing TATW
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    King Kong beat up King Kong, and then stole all 3 of his beautiful ladies.
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    Oh no guys.

    Beside the fact that threads about other members aren't allowed, this does also not have to do anything with Tolkien nor Total War, therefore it's off topic as well as it doesn't serve any purpose.
    Go take such talks to privat conversations or to a group may be, but this is the wrong place for it !

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