Worst Movie You've Seen?

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I admit, Alexander was very bad, but it wasn't nearly as bad as *involuntary shudder* Napoleon Dynamite. I watched only once at a friend's house. It was so bad, so stupid, so mind-numbing that I think I physically lost brain cells whilst watching it. By the end, I had lapsed into some sort of coma. Whats worse is that it's being constantly quoted at school, everyone is acting like Napoleon Dynamite. Trudging around school with their eyes barely open, breathing from the mouth and telling people they know how to use 'numchucks'.

Hm........I don't really know, to thell you the truth. I guess I have good tastes in movies...


OH, actually I do remember one. Ammtiville Horror (new one). I had to watch it for a friends B-day party....I fell asleep. I had watched the first one, and after seeing the few parts during which I was NOT asleep, I remember thinking "What a ****** movie".

Other than that.....that's all I can remember.

The Polar Bear King, or whatever it was called. I don't know how I saw it. I think my mother wanted to.

It was like someone put a train wreck, an ugly old lady, three billion pounds of smelly cheese and ball sweat together and called it a movie. Near the end all I wanted was a spoon to tear my eyes out.

you cant think when watching napolean dynamite or else that happens. if you dont its funny...ish.the worst movie ive ever seen was war of the worlds, not the new tom cruise one but an old one that is meant to be more off the book (in old england) it was so horrible i wanted to shove my thumbs as far as i could through my eyeballs then bash my head on the corner of a desk until i died. its a discrace to movies and hell, its a disgrace to humanity i hope the director is eaten by wild goats

I generally like almost every movie I watch, but if I had to pick one it would probally be Alexander. King Kong was pretty bad, I might have enjoyed it but it was 3 1/2 hours long.

Almost forgot, I dont know how many of youve ever seen Basic with John travolta and I think it had Samuel Jackson, but it was horrible. The story line had so many twist by the half way point I was totally lost.

Originally Posted by QuackyNC

King Kong was pretty bad, I might have enjoyed it but it was 3 1/2 hours long.

and ? so was Lawrence of Arabia...

For some odd reason, I stayed in the lving room when my co-tenants decided to watch Not Another Teen Movie and Cheaper by the Dozen
I've never seen any of the worst film ever

those can't even compare to Bartlebe, watching that movie actually makes you want to end your life (its not supposed to), it's so bad.

swan princess
i went over to my friends house and she made me watch it

i wanted to shoot myself

i also disliked Titanic for some reason

Oh wait. Napoleon Dynamite was bad but it as bad as.... 'Moment by Moment' with John Travolta and Lily Tomlin. I can't remember how I ended up watching it. I think it was late at night and I wasn't paying attention to the channel I was watching. It features a grotesque love story between 20 something 'Strip'(Travolta') and 40 something Trisha. Since the starring actors look so alike, it feels like we're watching an incestuous relationship acted out on screen, graphically, something no one needs to see.

Napoleon Dynamite is definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen as well. There are some others I really hate, but I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Hands down.

Originally Posted by Eggnog

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Hands down.

I second that, although to be honest, I'd say that it's really really bad, but in fact so amazingly bad that it's funny. I recommend everyone to see it. It's freaking hilarious. It's pretty old, all B&W and stuff. It's about flying saucers (strings attached), Draculina and raising the dead. You don't know the meaning of 'bad movie' before you've seen this. Trust me.

Well I really hate the "stupicomedy" genre of movies they seem to love releasing nowadays. I hate movies like Taxi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316732/ in fact, Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon should never be in a movie ever again.

I also hate Soul Plane http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/, I hate cheaper by the dozen http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349205/ enough to say that steve martin should hang it up and Hilarry Duff needs to be punched in the face. I hate movies like The Johnson Family Vacation http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359517/ enough to say that Cedric the Entertainer is not entertaining and Lil Bow Wow should stand next to Hillary Duff to be punched in the face after her, for convenience sake. In fact...no "actor" who goes under a stage name like Lil Bow wow, Cedric th Entertainer or Queen Latifah should act in movies anymore...stick to comedy or rap or whatever.

Yeah, stupicomedy. Who doesn't hate those? The worst has to be 'Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo', it was just disgusting. Especially the incident were the lady with the, uh, 'face mutation' sneezes, ugh, I felt like vomiting right then and there. Oh, and the incident where face mutation lady and throat hole lady meet. Disgusting

acting wise "alone in the dark" was pretty bad, so was "Catwomen" (dont ask). And I really hate to say this but 99% of the "black" movies arehorrible IMO, ie "barbershop", "Soulplane", "You got served" (shudder) etc. And then of course, theres Napaleon Dynamite. Almost all of my friends thought it was hilarous. God damnit I hate that movie. You know how everyone is wearing "vote for Pedro" shirts, I saw one a couple of days ago that said "Pedro lacks political experience" I almost bought it on the spot.

Originally Posted by unworthy soldier

And I really hate to say this but 99% of the "black" movies are horrible IMO, ie "barbershop", "Soulplane", "You got served" (shudder) etc.

how can you not like those movies? those are the best! i could understand how alot of people didnt like soul plane (unforigivingly making fun of white people... ::shrug:: i loved it ) you got server was mostly to be about the dancind but they had to have a story so they popped one out of their skulls, but it was still fun to watch. but come on,saying barbershop is bad puts you on my hit list.
right below david beckham

damnit god why did you give us free will! life would be easier if everyone agreed with you

For humanity, any movie with Adam Sandler. This guy makes me beat up my furniture when one of his movies are on. The biggest problem is that everyone else loves him, because I mean, it takes brilliant comic and acting talent to put on a retard voice. That's pretty much the basis of all his comedy movies anyway (waterboy, little nicky etc) and its funny for the first few nanoseconds before my eardrums and eyes begin to melt.

Haha, seconded!

Old movie here.The Green Berets was pretty bad. Just downright baddddd...

I liked barbershop 1 but barbershop 2 was much worse. I agree that barbershop is a watchable movie. Its one one of those watch 1 or 2 times only flicks like A.I. and I-Robot and The Sixth Sense.

"they saved hitler's brain"