Riddle Me This

['Gunny]

Ok I got it, me old Algebra teaacher showed me this

When you take XII (12) and cut it in half, the top half becomes VII (7)

[Lуra]

Correct!

[Calisthenis of Dyrrachium]

Here's one.

The police burst into a room and find that there's a man who hung himself. The ceiling was too high for him to hang himself. There's a big puddle of water beneath him. The room only has one door, and the ceiling is smooth. How did the man get himslef up to hang himself?

['Gunny]

He stood on a giant Ice Cube?

[Cahoma]

It was spiderman and he was crying?

['Gunny]

If my first answer wasnt right: Hyrdophobic detrivore aliens helped him hang himself. then, when he release his bowels and bladder when he died, they ate all of the elements and compounds except for the H2O. Satisfied, they left the room and took off in their spaceship.

[Marechal Ney]

Here's one.

The police burst into a room and find that there's a man who hung himself. The ceiling was too high for him to hang himself. There's a big puddle of water beneath him. The room only has one door, and the ceiling is smooth. How did the man get himslef up to hang himself?

There are far too many possible answers for this...

So I have another. He got a ladder, stood on it, got out a drill, and began to drill into the ceiling. He secured a good spot to secure the rope, but in the process of drilling he cut a water pipe which started pouring water out as he hanged himself...

[Kip]

So what happened to the ladder and the drill? There is only one answer - the ice block one. There's a similar one where a man is found in an empty room in a puddle of water, stabbed through the heart. The murder weapon was an icicle.

I'll get this baby back on track:

Trod on our living, and we are silent. Trod on our dead, and we scream. Who are we?

[Dan the Man]

Grass?

[Kip]

I'll take it! I was going for "leaves", but grass is pretty much the same thing in this context

[Dan the Man]

Oooh, cool!

My turn then:

When you are full, you still want to eat it. Even if it is completely dark you still can see it with your naked eyes. If you happen to fall on a heap of cotton, you will suffer from it. And, even if you are completely broke, you still have it. What is this strange thing?

['Gunny]

Nothing!

[Dan the Man]

Nice one, Gunny! Your turn!

['Gunny]

Wish I saw you post before goin to Ed, anyone can take it, or wait till 4 pm est

[Kip]

What is always present at the end of everything?

[Lуra]

the letter 'g'.

[Kip]

yup!

[Copperknickers II]

Easy one:

What has many legs in the morning, no legs in the afternoon, and six legs in the evening?

[Lуra]

That was the first one on this thread.

A man.

[Cahoma]

Its fairly self explanatory, you give a riddle, other people solve it.

I'll begin with a well known one: What walks on four legs at dawn, two at noon, and three at dusk?

Not exactly the same...