Riddle Me This

[Pumba-Fuhrer]

So the more I take from it, the more it grows? (+ grammar mistake!)

FAIL!

No, it was just a joke, mimicking your words, in rude way.

A hole?

The grammar mistake was put there on purpose. You found it! +Rep for you!

Don't try and beat me next time, Danish person!

[Cahoma]

Hmmm.... I've decided that I'll believe you British dude.

And I'll beat you next time for sure.

Edit: Also, next time I won't try and guess 3 times. I'll only need one and it WILL be correct.

[Dan the Man]

Edit: Nevermind

['Gunny]

I believe he was talking to Nordman

[Dan the Man]

Post edited...

[Pumba-Fuhrer]

Hmmm.... I've decided that I'll believe you British dude.

And I'll beat you next time for sure.

Edit: Also, next time I won't try and guess 3 times. I'll only need one and it WILL be correct.

I've just realized! You made an epic grammar mistake!

So the more I take from it, the more it grows? (+ grammar mistake!)

Now shouldn't that be a capital g? If I'm wrong, I've only just woken up, without coffee.

[Cahoma]

That was just an example of a common grammar mistake..... I totally did it on purpose

[Lуra]

Okay, here it is:

Cold as ice, hot as steam.
Through mountains high and valleys low,
I torture you with clouds and snow.
You can't see me, I come and go.
I tear up trees and power boats.

Had to make it quikly, so not the best rhyming

[Cahoma]

I'm gonna go with wind...

[Lуra]

Correct! Your turn.

EDIT: I'll give you +rep when I can.

[Cahoma]

Yeah! Give me a sec to think of one.

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?

[Lуra]

A page


EDIT: Like the pages of a book.

[Cahoma]

I was thinking of a post office, but that is also correct. So good for you!

[Lуra]

Here's another one then:

I have no face, but when you see me, I look like you.

[Cahoma]

Easy, that's a mirror.

[Lуra]

good!

[Cahoma]

All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?

[Lуra]

Its was still daytime.

[Cahoma]

You got it!

[Lуra]

Here's a lame one:
I divide twelve by two, these two parts equal 7. How can this be??


Okay I'll give a hint: ROMAN NUMERALS