In the wake of a scathing review. My grammer and lack of edited screenshots was painfully pointed out. So every screenshot has now been edited. With 0.1% zoom. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Now to present. Challenged Accepted with 100% edited screenshots.
While I agree with your choices for my kingdom. There can only be one answer. Which you've all forgotten.
The Empire of Brapping Safetings right now. That will suffice for now.
Toon of the Day. Cookie Jar Travvie needs to sort his life out and get back to this .
LAST TIME!!!!!!!!! We waz ere' 10. Things were poised for an Awesome Take over. Cade was drunk
The hoards of Awesome sighting out their next target. In this case, some bad screenshottage comes in this update. Order mixed up. Too lazy to fix them. What evs. Just know that I''m sexy and everything is chill again.
So having seen those bro's and now seeing the odds. Knowing that if I lost Edessa
would hit the fan. So I knew auto resolve was a bad idea. Instead I chose to fight it out on the streets. I had one critical advantage. I had horsea's. Yes. I had the pokemon god of Awesome on my side. How could I loose!
26% dead before they even reach the walls. Pwned.
31% by the time they get to the gatehouse. Things are going sexy style. Right from the word go. In this screenshot you can see my cunningly arranged army. No where near the walls. Thats right. The walls under rule know that if they
up. They get
ed up
Next fail screenshottage. My f10 choose to be a woman. I won the battle. Heroically. Incase anyone cares. Anyways you can see the next challenger. This guy thinks he's serious business. He even brought a Ballista.
So I gave up and Auto Resolved hopefully...
Natives against the Gaullic Natives. Taking back what is rightfully mine.
Sound. If you don't know what Sound means in this context. Move to England. NOW We have cheap beer. That tastes nice. Plus drugs. And I Live there whats to hate.
Small roadbump for the King of
Brapping Safetings right now
Cade sorting out the Cancer of his Empire. Straight at the Sauce.
Look at them all. Unsuspecting...Happy. About to feel my sexy Rage sliding up their thighs...
Inspired no?
Guess they heard my Awesome. So they send an army to quell my little invasion. Cade being an Invader is like. Lol. No.
I almost quit when I saw this.
ing Cade. Sort your life out. You can't just pussy out of things when your like needed. Eejit.
But despite being a recently developed crybaby he won the battle in the foetal position. Man Style.
The Cure to Cancer reaches the Cancer...Wow that sounded better in my head. Infact I think thats the most offensive thing i''ve said in this entire AAR.
Not So Uggers is manning the
up and continuing his Rage up north. His army of Minorities however are less inclined to such
Brapping Safetings right now' practises
They sallied...Urgh. Outnumbered. Stone Walls and a Sally. BUT WAIT I have a plan.
Remember this. The old. Ram your men through the gate while it's still open. After crushing their entire armies while in range (yes in
ing range) of the walls. I send Cade and one other unit of infantry running through the gates to try and get to the square before the enemy. Hoping to incur a mad fear bonus.
Didn't work as well as I wanted it to. Now my 143 men are fighting for their life against alot more then that. This could be painful
OH SNAP CRACKLE AND
ING POP. Nabbed his third Chevron (might not stay depending on his gaurd restocking) He survived and pwned everyone
Thats what i'm talking about. Cade's genocide is now better then Alexander the Greats
Believe it or not those are all Cade's kills. I made sure that he was the only one fighting with a cunningly placed formation and guard mode. Cade is the master of the art of ELEEET
Look who it is...Revenge!!!!!!!!
I need a real army...
Could it be....My most hated foe's most hated army has arrived for round two...Challenge ACCEPTED
Bad screenshottage. But rack up another win for Not So Uggers. Who in honour of actually doing something. Will now be remained. Decent Looking.
MOAR THORKIES!!!!!!!!They won't save you from the artist formerly known as Not So Uggers
Next Targets and a Zoomed in Minimap to show that progress is actually being made for once. For the first time in like three updates. I HAZ GONE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!
My bad memory remembered that I actually have a third army. Heading all the way from the other side of the map. Is the Man army of my first battles. The archers will help. But so will elephants....
Right i'm off to the pub then steal a car, get even drunker and speed home on frozen roads.
Because i'm that type of AARtist. .