SHM
SHM, or Swedish House Mafia as they are also known, released a song called Miami to Ibiza. Noone seems to know the correct lyrics, let alone what they mean. Any help?
Lyrics:
She says she likes my watch, but she wants Steve’s AP
And she stay up all hours watching QVC
She said she loves my songs, she bought my mp3
And so I put her number in my Bold BB
I got a black BM, She got a white TT
She wanna see what’s hiding in my CK briefs
I tell her wear suspenders and some PVC
And then I’ll film it all up on my JVC
Yeah, scene one. Everybody get in your positions.
Pay attention, and listen.
We’re tryna get this all in one take,
So lets try and make that happen.
Take one, action!
She pose for FHM, She like my Black LV
We spillin’ LPR, up on my APC
I’m in my PRPS and my Nike SBs
Ravin’ with SHM, London to NYC
I got my Visa and my Visa, a diva and her dealer
B***h I’m up on the guest list with the Swedish House Mafia
You can find me on a table full of vodka and tequila
Surrounded by some bunnies, and it aint 
*** easter
I wake up in the morning with a mild case of amnesia
With a girl that like a girl like Lindsey Lohan, Queen Latifah
If you are ballin, then boy I must be FIFA
And that’s standard procedure from Miami 2 Ibiza
AP - watch brand
QVC - television channel
MP3 - obvious
Bold BB - ??
BM - BMW
TT - Audi TT
CK - Calvin Klein
PVC - material
JVC - make of camera iirc
FHM - a porn or fashion magazine i'm guessing
LV - ??
LPR - ??
APC - ??
PRPS - jeans iirc
SB - ? is this just a type of Nike shoe?
SHM - Swedish House Mafia
NYC - obvious
FIFA - obvious, although i'm not sure i got this bit right as some people say that line is 'A few n****z are pullin', Yeah guetta must be fever' so i'm not sure.
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."
Originally Posted by Taxandrius
A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.
