http://io9.com/5672893/uwe-boll-make...-fat-superhero
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, director Uwe Boll is making a ridiculously offensive fatsploitation movie called Blubberella. "She will kick major ass - with her major ass." Dear Hollywood, please stop giving this man money. Love, the universe. Twitch film stumbled upon this poster while rooting through The Film Catalog.
Very little information is out there, and the poster is pretty low quality, but we think the tag line sums up everything we need to know about this project:
"The first female fat superhero ... She will kick major ass - with her major ass ... All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!"The three Bloodrayne fans have to be pretty excited about their movie poster shout-out.
Boll is doing what he does best — pathetically poking the masses hoping to generate an angry, free PR machine. But the honest-to-goodness truth is that this film will most likely be so wretched (both in theory and in execution) that hopefully it will just die out on its own, in development hell. Until then, we're bracing ourselves for a barrage of classless jokes about weight from the house of Boll. What do you all think? Does Blubberella make you angry, or just sad once you find out who's attached to direct?
BOOYAH!
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Uwe Boll is making another masterpiece!!! About a fat woman swordfighter.
http://io9.com/5672893/uwe-boll-make...-fat-superhero
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
BOOYAH!
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FAT ATTACK!
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What
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Pre-emtpive meme. Im sure it will catch on.
Originally Posted by Boyar Son
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Make. It. Stop!
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Uwe Boll should not be allowed to make films...
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Of course. A movie with a fat female main character and they have to make it offensive.
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Lots of fatties in this thread. He's a great director, get over it.
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you call this zero? have you heard of his holocaust film?
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Where is the option "He should be exiled from Earth!!"?
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''Uwe Boll is making another masterpiece!!! ''
I don't really think it's a masterpiece.
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I think it's quite an interesting concept.
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Indeed, though, I will not get my hope up. Originally Posted by Lysimachus
I don't think your sarcasm detection work, though, it's hard to detect it, in a non vocal way. Originally Posted by Glorfindel The Tukker
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And I don't think you get sarcasm. Originally Posted by Glorfindel The Tukker
Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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We should have poll pitting the two worst directors ever - Uwe Boll Vs. Ed Wood.
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Well, Ed made plan 9, which is so bad it good(For what I heard) Originally Posted by Freddie
While, Uwe made pure shite.
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Moved this baby to The Arts. <3
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How can you put a movie by that guy in a section called the Arts...? You mods should make a special forum called the trashcan for guys like Uwe Boll... Originally Posted by Saint Nicholas
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Deutschland had to abolish a few tax laws in order to cut his funding for such epic disaster rolls.
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I want to personally give Uwe Boll a lobotomy.
