Funny things that happend to u in this game?

[Bero]

As the thread says, any funny wierd things happend to u in this game?

For me it was just now, thats why i made this thread, when i ended my turn, the hre opened negotiasions with me, and when i closed it, they said our talks has been AÄÖAAÖÄÅÖÄOoo (some1 died in the middle of their sentence, was kinda funny)

[Fireright]

Witty thread idea Loads of funny and weird stuff happens in this game..some make me laugh, others have in me tears, bugs and all that.

I recall seeing a couple of diplomats getting 'glued together' and they kept going through their animations head-butting each other and having a punch up with their little scrolls

Those two guys were obviously not seeing eye to eye

[Bero]

Witty thread idea Loads of funny and weird stuff happens in this game..some make me laugh, others have in me tears, bugs and all that.

I recall seeing a couple of diplomats getting 'glued together' and they kept going through their animations head-butting each other and having a punch up with their little scrolls

Those two guys were obviously not seeing eye to eye

thx ^^ hehe, sounds like a democrasy to me :o did they get suck in end turn? did u have to reload? if so, not so funny Q_Q

btw, is any1 else disturbed by the fatimid caliphate shield symbol thingie in ss 6.3? looks like some old old man parts :S

[Fireright]

thx ^^ hehe, sounds like a democrasy to me :o did they get suck in end turn? did u have to reload? if so, not so funny Q_Q

I recall the fighting diplomats were in the Britannia campaign, and I never got the 'path blocked' drop-down box message....so it was just two guys slugging it out I clicked end turn, no probs, and when the new turn started they'd both vanished....obviously decided to fight to the death

Rock-hard diplomats or what?!!

[Bero]

I recall the fighting diplomats were in the Britannia campaign, and I never got the 'path blocked' drop-down box message....so it was just two guys slugging it out I clicked end turn, no probs, and when the new turn started they'd both vanished....obviously decided to fight to the death

Rock-hard diplomats or what?!!

haha awesomeness xD wish my diplomats were that dedicated to their duty

[Yinafra]

Well I remember that in a siege battle the wall of a city came just fell down when the battle started. The Computer mixed the spy opening gates up with the spy blowing up the wall, Lol

[beckyolt]

Ha a very funny thing is happening right now. I'm roleplaying it

Françoys de Neufville, a brave member of the French family suffered a great defeat in the hands of the German emperor Henry. All his men were mercilessly slaughtered, and he barely escaped. He swore revenge!

Some years after he knew that Henry was travelling throught his kingdom only with his bodyguard. So, Françoys assembled a small army of only 550 mercenaries, and now is on a dangerous jorney throught the forests and rivers of Germany to hunt down and kill Henry.

@roleplay off

Lol. I saw the HRE king walking throught his empire with only his bodyguard unit, so i hired 4 mercenaries with Françoys, and now im hunting Henry throught all Germany. He keeps running and i keep following him. And sometimes i see a stack near my little army... I want to capture henry, not to kill him, because he'll give me a huge ransom. And my economy is bad.

Edit Ishan:-Don't Overdo the Bold

[Bull3pr00f de Bodemloze]

I blitzed the Papal States with Sicily, captured the Pope and then executed him. The next turn I got a Papal emissary asking for peace, I accepted and my priest became the next Pope after the elections

[Mountain_Commander]

I blitzed the Papal States with Sicily, captured the Pope and then executed him. The next turn I got a Papal emissary asking for peace, I accepted and my priest became the next Pope after the elections

I did the same thing a couple times. I try to always execute the annoying pope and takeover the Papal States.

[zcylen]

looks like my games are filled with death only
nothing funny happens

[Ishan]

nothing funny happens

I really don't want anything funny in my game or campaign so i think u are lucky.

[Leaf-Fan-Forever]

more annoying then funny. a diplomat walks up to one of my settlements and every turn he trys to open negotiations but he nothing ever pops up. he just bows and then the shield changes at the top.

[Townsaver]

more annoying then funny. a diplomat walks up to one of my settlements and every turn he trys to open negotiations but he nothing ever pops up. he just bows and then the shield changes at the top.

I learned in another thread that when the diplomat does this, he is trying (and failing) to bribe the town.
From what was said, this has a negative effect on the unrest numbers for the city, even if it fails...

[MrMofo]

more annoying then funny. a diplomat walks up to one of my settlements and every turn he trys to open negotiations but he nothing ever pops up. he just bows and then the shield changes at the top.

He's trying to bribe yer dudes.

ps: habs!

[Ishan]

Yes that's the bribe alright and to confirm it you guys can check his stars or influence that will decrease as coz of a failed attempt.

[PotentSchraphlon]

That's constantly happening to me, maybe I should assassinate them. My funny thing is I gathered an army of 4 generals to destroy a small rebel force near the sea and a river in Denmark but they somehow retreated to the other side of the river and I had to go round to the nearest ford, so I failed to catch them. Same turn, a huge HRE army (almost full stack) attacks my force (we were neutral). I fought bravely and killed almost half of them but I lost 4 generals. They weren't able to flee across the river like the rebels did.

[rubenandthejets]

I love capturing Rome and then bumping off Pope after Pope. Not so much funny as FUN!
Does that still count?

Also watched the Spanish in the Yucatan blow away their beloved Hernado Cortez with a poorly aimed culverin ball. The rest of their army fell apart and the sacrificial altars were stacked extra high that day.

Killing off the same faction three times always brings a smile to my face-those English colonists are persistent! "Faction eliminated" until the next shipload arrives....

[midget_roxx]

I was defending a Fortress against the AI and I had withdrawn to the second layer of defences. Now you know how the AI loves to line up all its troops behind the ram in one big line? Well it did this however they were on the wrong side of the wall . When they broke through the main gate they needed to make right and the batter down my second gate, but since this gate was placed so close to the first section of wall the AI just lined up on the other side of the wall :rofl:

Only other thing I can think of is watching the naffaturns throw their pots down at the enemy and watching them burn . Oh and I absolutely love watching serpentines and culverins with explosive ammo fire. I always try to get 4 cards of artillary in each army for the epic effects

[Chad29]

I noticed this thread earlier and have been thinking, and I do remember something. I sent an army to battle with no general, and after the battle the captain was promoted. However I got a message that he died. So I guess he died at the last second or something. I'm not sure how it happened, but I felt it was odd. I don't remember if he had really good traits, but they were good enough that I accepted him.

I was also in a battle today where I was trying to destroy the wall, and the enemy captain was right on the other side. I wound up killing him with the catapult. That really helped. Though later in the battle my captain died as well. In this case I wasn't using a family member because none were around. I took Antioch by bribing them, built up a force of crossbow militia and trans peasants, and took Aleppo with them and a catapult.

[♘Top Hat Zebra]

I was also in a battle today where I was trying to destroy the wall, and the enemy captain was right on the other side. I wound up killing him with the catapult. That really helped. Though later in the battle my captain died as well. In this case I wasn't using a family member because none were around. I took Antioch by bribing them, built up a force of crossbow militia and trans peasants, and took Aleppo with them and a catapult.

I did that once with a Riboult(or however you spell it) the captain was standing in the middle of the town, out of range, and I was aiming for a tower. the cannon ball just flew over and hit him in the face